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The "god-in-a-box" generated a fortune cookie for her. Seriously. This is the same sort of generic shit that you'd find vague and mildly quaint from a cookie, why is it "perfect" when the lie machine poops it out? These people have rotted dreck where their mind used to be if it was ever there.

Obama: "Imagine the power duo of Abdul and Elissa. You got a Muslim man, a Jewish woman, fighting for you in the US senate. That's something, Michigan, you can be proud of!"

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Sung to the tune of "Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme Song"

This is ultimate evil. If you believe that empathy leads you away from goodness, there's no depth to which you will not sink and you should maybe interrogate that aspect of your being before you try to espouse your beliefs as the guiding principles for any form of government.

What was he supposed to do? It was a horseshit question. Was he supposed to be somber and serious to reassure us all that he’s not a sleeper agent? He very calmly and politely handed that idiot his ass because that idiot was acting in bad faith. We need more of that, not less

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Kenney is right (obviously)

It's amazing that Couch Diddler here thinks it's Galaxy brain thinking to just choose to not stay in (or heaven forbid, don't start) meaningless wars because... Reasons?

I feel like a mad man that this attitude persists. Apple has always been form over function. It's been this way forever. Sure, if "these days" goes back to the early 90's, this is a perfect metaphor for Apple design "these days."

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Zallard, who you've probably seen from his Blindfolded GDQ speedruns and in my Punch-Out videos, has been having a tough time lately. He had a stroke a couple years ago, and recently had ankle surgery that left him nearly unable to walk. Please show him some support! He certainly deserves it.

My ballot arrived in the mail today. I've never been more primed to rip into a slate and vote. I live in a deeply red state, so the options are never great, but I do my best to vote for the best possible option and it probably doesn't shock you to learn that it's almost never a Republican. Vote!

*lays off a thousand programmers* Wow, programming is hard!

I can confirm that this client runs like shit.

If you recognize the Apple II peripheral in this photo...you're one of the few!🕹️ And if you actually HAVE one, or know someone who does... Please contact me!! 💾 It's a 1980 VersaWriter, the graphic tablet I used to create the rotoscoped Karateka animations. 🙏 Sadly, I got rid of mine long ago.

Ukrainian presidential advisor Serhiy Beskrestnov confirms Elon Musk's Space X crippled Ukrainian capabilities last night. In other words, the US deliberately sabotaged European defence operations mid-mission. Every country in the world should move away from buying American hardware ASAP.

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Magic: the Gathering fans, the DUALITY DISTORTED Secret Lair was revealed at last with a new card by Yours Truly. The art order was a black magic version of Brainstorm, which I was super excited to paint!

New: I pulled the Character ai bankruptcy documents. They show: - They were spending $14 million/month on compute alone at a time their revenue was around ~$1 million/month - Currently losing $9 million a month - They admitted they enshittified & that it didnt work www.404media.co/character-ai...

At this point, this is just elder abuse. Voters should get grandma out of there so the violence can end.

With respect, even in best terms, this nightmare doesn't end in 23 days. It's going to take maybe a decade or longer to set to right everything that has been broken or has been exposed as a preexisting break. 23 days until we can grab the wheel to start turning the ship, but it doesn't end there.

Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!

The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.

On the one hand, fuck Jack Thompson. On the other hand, fuck the government of the state of Florida. I hope they both get wrecked.

Saw this in theaters, it's great, will watch it again.

Margaret Hamilton, who led the 100-person team that wrote the onboard software for the Apollo missions, has died.

The news cycle is extra fricked up today (on top of its usual). This is NOT the time to be apolitical and/or apathetic. Fellow influencers and content creators, I don't care if you have a "no politics" rule in chat, being apolitical is wrong and you cannot claim ignorance. Tell people to vote.

Objectively, he’s observably senile