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Keep your so-called Soccer Aid, this is what the world needs now.

Autumn leaves 🍂

me: mom, what was I like as a little girl? my mom (completely fucking braindead): hey alexa describe a human kid or something

Water

Careful what you wish for

If anyone sends a "KIND REMINDER" mail in caps/bold/underlined/with exclamation marks then please know the only thing I am reminded of is how much of a cunt you are.

I got chiles They’re multiplying

the axis of weevil

Morning

Very strong winds now, and I'm worried about the shed in my garden. I've never seen it before.

"WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY??????"

Obsessed with this month's picture on the Cliff Richard Calendar. #DoubleTrouble

No matter what this image never fails to cheer me up

We had some ale drinkers in from West Yorkshire and they left behind a copy of CAMRA's magazine for the Bradford area. In it there's an article about a pub crawl that finishes in Dewsbury and I just wasn't prepared for the final sentence

Every gothic horror:

Hello Deers! 🦌 This years' newborn twins are growing up fast and have started to change colour ready for winter.

Finally the Bank of England has given us low interest rates x

One of these beauties, preferably with Hart-To-Hart era Stephanie Powers included #thoughts #feelings

Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

Is there any photo cooler than this?

It is done. My magnum opus. My legacy.

Pierce Brosnan's Bond contract forbade him from wearing black tie in any other film which is why he wears an undone white bow tie in The Thomas Crown Affair's party scene.

In Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), Ezra Miller’s character is able to break a plane of glass despite barely touching it. This is because Windows stopped supporting Flash the previous year.

@andyparmo.co.uk Happy Birthday Boxing Day! Hope you're enjoying your leftover massive fat bastard noseba-ah who we kidding, there's no leftovers are there!

Ruh-roh!

Me: Who you looking at? Monday:

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Me: Who you looking at? Monday:

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Absolutely howling at this cat’s name

I gave it another shot and really like how he came out. I’ve not sold anything before, but would anyone be interested in prints?

My evening telly, smoking and drinking binge interrupted by not one but two nighttime patrols from the local army base new recruits doing manoeuvres lost in the forest coming past our house #cantamanwatchtellyinpesce 🫡

such a horrifying ending

This is the way….

Hop (2011)

For the @b3ta.com kids TV horror challenge…

Why is it up to me to catch her?