Davey Lee

Goodwin failed to become an MP. The angry little nobody is jealous

Don't hide behind your followers Matt. Tell us what YOU think about it

For those wondering why I have not condemned Donald Trump's decision to buy Russian deisel, it's just that I think it's a great idea because I too am a Russian stooge and a traitor.

Byline Times has an unusual distinction: sanctioned by the Kremlin and banned from Reform’s conference. Watch Farage say: “I’ve never met the Russian Ambassador.” He had. There’s a Russian Foreign Ministry photograph of Farage meeting Ambassador Yakovenko in 2013.

Someone on the radio just now from the Labour conference in Liverpool referred to 'our care service'. There is no care service. There's a care b u s i n e s s, and a very limited one.

Started a quick warm-up sketch of a cat licking its butt.

They're not an army. They're refugees not migrants. Most come from places we've abandoned (eg. Afghanistan) No safe route like Ukraine hence boats Almost all are found to be legit. Labour not resp for Tories slashing armed forces. OTHER THAN THAT GREAT JOURNALISM

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

Then change the law. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ironically, having £72 million will mean I can spend more money promoting the idea that I'm a man of the people and not just a rich, entitled tosser.

Just did a fart so noxious and repellent it was invited to be a guest speaker at the Reform UK conference.

A six-month investigation by Byline Times reveals that with the support of Palantir's Peter Thiel, Reform's policy chief James Orr has used the University of Cambridge as a student recruitment ground for a hard-right, theocratic political project aimed at bolstering talent in Farage’s party

Are we going to get the 200 articles on James Orr then? Maybe read and interrogate the footnotes of his doctoral thesis? Is Cambridge going to have to issue out statements about its hiring standards?

Keep trying, Elon.

Imagine being that rich, and yet that sad.

Farage cannot be allowed to get away with this lie. It's the politics of the absolute gutter. And invoking the two world wars in his grubby little game is an insult to the people who actually fought and died in them.

Astonishing. The Press Association understands Essex Police did not tell Nigel Farage, or any other Clacton candidate, not to attend the count. This is after after his and Reform UK's claim Essex Police advised him against it due to a "credible threat".

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Vote Binface 👍 #VoteBinface #MemeForToday

@parkroseperma.bsky.social I hope you have a lovely time here in the UK and get to see ALL the sights! Safe travels.

Cosplay Churchill makes it all about him.

He’s joining FIFA

Fucking off with the five million quid, I expect.

So I'm told a crowd of about 100 people turned up in Wimborne to protest against Katie Hopkins appearing there. Really impressive demo for such a small town showing the strength of feeling. Well done Wimborne.

Live feed from Trump’s renovated Reflecting Pool.

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to avoid all media interviews during an important by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said the cowardly little shit's in hiding because of his dodgy financial dealings"

I see they've remade the 40 Year Old Virgin.

Unacceptable. Jonathan Ross should be in custody awaiting trial for the murder of Renée Good.

I'm just relieved nobody is talking about how I said I bought a house in Clacton, then admitted it was in the name of my girlfriend, Laure Ferrari, even though she couldn't afford £885,000, which conveniently meant I avoided £44,000 in tax. Please don't share.

"This is an important thing to think about."

Meet James Bembridge, the Reform candidate for Westminster in next month’s local elections. As well as this tweet, Temu Lex Luthor here, has also been quoted as saying "Most NHS nurses look like they're eating food banks out of business." Don’t let him get his deposit back.

Wait ... he put milk in his coffee

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

The UK government is exploring triggering the break clause in Palantir’s NHS contract, the FT reports. A big and absolutely correct step.

Call me a stable genius, but I've re-posted this without even watching it. To hell with the consequences. #WhatALovelyStory

There's a really strong vibe of "God put all those dinosaur bones everywhere to test our faith in the truth of what the Bible tells us" about that bit of writing. Circular logic as comedic as a cartoon vaccum cleaner sucking itself out of existence.

Loser.

We must stop pretending that Brexit was just a domestic choice. It was a successful Russian hybrid operation designed to shatter Western cooperation. This betrayal has left both the UK and the EU more vulnerable to aggression. Those who still defend it are idiots or traitors

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Alex Pretti had a concealed gun which was legal under permit, he never drew his gun, it was taken from him by ICE while he was being beaten by ICE, before he was repeatedly shot by ICE

Trump doesn't read. None of them read.

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If you are still of the mindset “well, let’s not rush into calling Trump’s America fascist quite yet” - take a look at how he justifies shooting her in the face because what she was was “an attack on the American people” - meanwhile racist woman hater gun death justifier C Kirk is a fallen hero

After viewing the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis, Minnesota- he then proceeds to lie about EVERYTHING in it, aside from the fact that it is, indeed, "a horrible thing to watch." #25thAmendmentNOW