David

I should buy a flamethrower

I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life

You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.

Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly

For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Your dog hates fireworks. My dog is chasing me with a roman candle because she celebrates liberty

we should have hung lee

Ask your doctor if repeatedly hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is right for you

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

My head hurts

Awww fuck not Bruce

Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.

Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row

ICE have now shot the good guy from the end of Home Alone

We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.

I am a comfortable, influential PhD and published author and broadcaster, and I don’t understand why people of color buying a snack at Cinnabon don’t just reason with the person shouting racial slurs at them, for the good of World Socialism. Today in the Atlantic

Confession: socialists make me anxious because I find it hard to figure out whether they are making fun of themselves or me

Now to cause mass hunger and destroy air travel during Thanksgiving and then ruin Christmas with tariffs.

for years, experts have warned of the dangers of running out of internet juice, the special juice that powers the internet. warnings that have mostly gone unheeded. until today

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer

Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.

the most irritating thing is that Microsoft refuses to take "no" as enough with this shit. every couple weeks i re open Word and i have to say no to copilot again, or I get prompted to enable it when doing something else on my machine leave me the fuck alone, @microsoft.com

It's almost like Republicans never really cared about free speech, states rights, or free markets.

I think the Commanders should change their name to the Washington Epsteins.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall

If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?

Just about every Republican/Trumpist complaint about public transportation is a poorly disguised version of “there are too many black people.”