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NEW AD: “Ken Paxton says I don't have his experience — and he's right. I’ve never been indicted for fraud. I’ve never been reported to the FBI for bribery. I’ve never been impeached by my own party. And I’ve never given a sweetheart deal to a pedophile.”

It is like they created Ossoff in a lab with the instructions "whatever the opposite of JD Vance is"

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.

I'm shocked to see Tuberville attacking furries given his past embrace of the community.

From Andy Borowitz: “Court orders Kennedy name removed from RFK Jr.”

A Zionist Jew and a non-Zionist Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, “sorrry, we don’t serve Jews”

"US foreign policy now hardly exists. It’s been replaced by random whims blurted out by an ignorant, easily confused amateur, who hasn’t done his homework, hasn’t thought through the implications of his declarations, and might very well change his mind without warning..." www.ms.now/news/trump-i...

The world is broken but the dik-dik is perfect

"The US Open prides itself on being an inclusive tennis event for people of all upper-income brackets. Here are some budget-friendly ticket options that are still available..." buff.ly/ZPmXCf5

Cartoon by Robert Ariail

Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself"

Sports Illustrated caught the boos for Trump.

German broadcast. Nailed it

Ok this is very good

If I’m looking for the most important character reference of my life, I probably wouldn’t reach out to someone who went to court to be able to not have to be around me. But, then, I have options.

Why Democrats should select Count Binface as their Senate nominee in Maine.

Ich bin ein binliner

I've never found Count Binface funny. But the right having a humourless strop about Count Binface is the most joyous political phenomenon in recent memory.

As far as "books for kids" go I do sometimes wonder if the existence of a YA shelf robs young folks of the joys of early unsupervised exposure to the ranting of depraved communists and libertarian sex-weirdos in the SFF section, an important inoculation when it doesn't destroy 3-10 years of yr life

Beshear on McConnell: "I'm concerned. I get that we all have a right to privacy for our health, but when you run for an office like mine or Sen. McConnell's you answer to the voters. If you're in the hospital for an entire month, you owe it to the people who elected you to give them an update."

In case you haven't seen this today.

Troll Claim: Hakeem Jeffries did bare minimum (or nothing) other than "strongly worded letters" Anyone who has been tuning in knows that is disinformation and troll fuckery that inures to the benefit of Republicans and other detractors (like DSA) Rebuttal:

States who think Trumps Freedom 250 is. 💩 Oregon, Washington, Massachusetts, Illinois, Connecticut, Maine, Rhode Island, and North Carolina

Are they finally child-proofing the White House?

Trump said the repairs would cost $1.8 million. It ended up costing $14 million. The company doing the repairs got a no-bid contract that baked in a 20% profit margin. The typical federal construction contract profit margin is 6% to 12%. Where’s the uproar about waste, fraud, and abuse now?

Spurs strategy of hitting all the shots in the first half and hitting none of the shots in the second half being tested

Look, I’m sorry but I just can’t believe the Knicks came all the way back. And I bet a lot of my fellow basketball fans feel similarly. This calls into question the legitimacy of their Game Four win.

Everyone on this plane to JFK is friends now. Knicks in five.

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

knicks just sent ted cruz tickets to game five

Think about it. The Spurs had a big lead, and then at the end the Knicks scored a bunch and the Spurs didn’t! It’s diabolical, and we need to look into it.

Spurs had it won and then somebody "found" a whole bunch of Knicks points in the middle of the night.

Again, Bill Pulte is a 38-year-old -- no really, 38 -- who only holds a BA in broadcast journalism and absolutely zero experience in the intelligence field. He has no qualifications for this job at all. Aside from being a psychotic lickspittle to the president.

Republicans say James Talarico ordered a vegan taco. Democrats say that it wasn't vegan because it had both egg and cheese—doubling down on the cultural elitism that has cost them so dearly in recent elections.

It's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year, and almost no one cares about them because this regime has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.