Danny

Land of Can’t Have Nice Things

Bleak.

#OnPace for 82-0, by my calculations. #Awoo

Alright, I’ve seen enough. The Minnesota Timberwolves are a very serious team. #NBASky

"seismic" is right. This student-led movement started after a building collapse almost exactly two years ago. They kept protesting and organizing, built a political party from scratch, and just blew past projections for their electoral success. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia’s strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.

Greed

This is my national anthem now. It has no business being this good.

I love that the Steelers, a very traditional team, thought about fashion and uniform in Paris. I’m pro-black pants btw.

This admission alone is an impeachable offense

Want to make sure Minneapolitans know they can early vote TODAY (Saturday) & Sunday 9a-3p at 980 E Hennepin, 2100 Plymouth Ave N, 4120 17th Ave S. & at Hennepin Govt Center. Saturday only at Higher Ground Residences, 177 Glenwood Ave noon-3p. Sunday only at People Serving People, 614 3rd St noon-3p.

I should have mentioned that my office is Minneapolis Elections & Voter Services. The Mayor's budget eliminates seven staff members less than two weeks before an anxiety-inducing midterm. No more high school election judge program. No more voter outreach.

9 players with 9+ points? Theres some genuine depth on this #Timberwolves squad.

Nailed it.

Goodnight

100% this and proud to have @lydiakauppi.bsky.social on our team.

Thrilled for her.

Cable: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

Ope!

Nick Nurse trying to speed run that inevitable in-season firing.

You won’t find a better NBA skeet this season.

Now that’s how you do it.

America now has second-generation school shooting survivors nypost.com/2026/10/17/u...

Texans walk it off, bruvs.

they ran an attack ad during this Texans game where the scary voiceover said "James Talarico says he'll DEFEND transgender Texans" and it's like, oh cool, nice, thanks for letting me know that

Longer than just two years but yes. These ghouls deserve no peace for the rest of their lives.

Mike Johnson threatens us with a good time: "They want to exact retribution on the Trump administration every hour of every day for the next two years"

This is such a good answer. Goddamn.

The ineptitude is staggering and we should never normalize our shock at how dumb these people are.

Michele Tafoya said Trump's decision to go to war in Iran was one of the “most brilliant moves a president has ever made.” She can try to distance herself from it now, but she supported the war for seven months - while 21 service members were killed. We deserve better.

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Baseball is saved 😌

Milwaukee sweeps the Dodgers

The NFL needs more color vs color matchups.

Hassan Kariem, 42, died after falling from a Six Flags Over Georgia roller coaster. A family friend who described him as a “fighter” says he survived cancer and a battle with COVID. He and his daughter survived a car fire just weeks ago, she said.

I have seen a lot of great things in my 18 years working for Minneapolis Public Schools. Exactly zero of those great things have come from 807/Davis Center decision makers. Just an utter clown show superintendent after superintendent.

i think i am too stupid to understand why all the people profiting off ai are telling us that it will destroy civilization

Pop-up locations for early voting this month in Minneapolis* — includes the Minneapolis Institute of Art, which is always free and where you can still see several crop art pieces from this year’s State Fair vote.minneapolismn.gov/voters/vote-... *for Minneapolis residents

🚨 WOW: WSJ reports Ken Paxton partied in a luxury Dubai high-rise with 2 FUGITIVES, Anosh Ahmed and Sameer Suhail, facing fed charges over an alleged $15 MILLION hospital embezzlement scheme — alongside his gf (not his wife). Ahmed donated $190K to Paxton, including $25K AFTER his indictment.

Guys, we are well past the point where we need to preface tweets about Ilhan Omar with "If she really did something, show us the evidence." We all know she did not do something and there is no evidence.

David Brooks…Brooks. Oh THIS David Brooks? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Strib poll is out, Flanagan +4, pretty much all the polls converging at this point. Reminder that Tina last won by 5, polls can be wrong, the only thing you can control is your vote, do it early, try to help others vote for Peggy, keep pushing not just posting! www.startribune.com/minnesota-po...

I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.

It’s wildly irrelevant since this match doesn’t matter. All of their matches don’t matter.