Danny "made a bluesky on a cloudy day" Kelly

air bud: i play basketball snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

butcher IN city = normal, respectable craftsman butcher TO city = contractual obligation implied butcher AROUND city = same job, harder to find butcher OF city = here's where things get problematic

me, flirting: so ...what are you into? (stumbles into open manhole)

the king and queen should be able to fuck in chess

winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing

Why didn’t David Letterman and Conan O’Brien cameo in the Hunger Games isn’t that movie about mocking Jay?

I've been saying this for years but someone finally thought me of it

The hawk tuah girl launched a scam meme coin. A healthcare CEO was gunned down in the street. *You wake up in a cold sweat* It was all real but you got food poisoning from eating Boar's Head

my fbi handler didn't show up today to give me my rawhide treats, i hope he's ok

The lack of Elon Musk going "interesting" on every stupid little thing is genuinely a huge selling point for bluesky.

"don't feed the trolls" people say to me, the keeper of the troll zoo

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

Random first post? What's it called here?