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is that what mate means

Queens can go anywhere and fuck who they want. It’s one of the joys of being a queen.

Apparently you play chess different than I do. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Thankfully checkers has us covered.

wait... they don't?

actually deliberate, my warped sense of humour because I'v always been hopeless at chess😂

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Just keep the bishops away from the pawns

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This is a variant called "Freak Chess 😈" Unfortunately, tournaments have been discontinued indefinitely by thw Federal Chess Board because competitors were getting "too horny" (sic)

Then, 9 games later, you get an extra pawn.

Pawn spawn

Like if you have a king and rook endgame, that's a famous thing in endgame studies. but king and queen endgame is just like yeah checkmate the other guy whatever who cares

And it was at that point you was asked to leave the local community centre

9 moves later you get a pawn, but it looks a lot like a small knight

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Who says they do not?

Queen would be so bored, the King only has one move

Pawn-show

It puts a new spin on “Queen takes Bishop”

Where tf do you think pawns come from 🙄

(Bishops eyeing pawns who are conveniently child-sized): 😳😉😊

They do, just not with each other 😏