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@ohitstarik.bsky.social this place is ass please post miata

13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.

how I left my twitter account after being told to upload biometric data through the app to prove I'm a human:

This is the new sigil of the national "Pierre Poilievre's worst day of his life" day

lol this guy isn't even gonna win his seat in Parliament back? Eat an apple about it loser.

Happy Hopefully Worst 16 Hours of Pierre Poilievre's Professional Career Day to all who celebrate.

If we're bringing 2007 back, we're bringing it all back

It's Window Safety Week

I hope this email finds you before I do.

me: Have you read the latest about Dora the Explorer feet mukbang? Did you know that IShowSpeed took China? Does the Big Balls cybercrime ring remain on the lam? nurse, to my family: I'm sorry, it's time.

This is like suspending Mariah Carey during Christmas

i imagine elon musk couldn’t stop crying that people are being mean to him and trump had to do this to get him to stop. elon migbt be the all time most pathetic man in history

What's that, you say one lunar landing this week isn't enough? Don't worry, there's another one scheduled for Thursday. Intuitive Machines' IM-2 spacecraft is in orbit around the Moon, preparing for touchdown at 12:32pm EST on March 6. 🧪🔭 www.nasa.gov/blogs/missio...

it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”

Boeing has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

still one of my all-time favorite tweets

Remembering during the great depression when rich families got really into Mussolini, moved out to the countryside for safety and started putting machine guns on the roofs of their mansions

TULSI GABBARD?

They took my fucking idea I want royalties

i'm sorry, the nominee for FBI director owns up to $5m in a shell company tied to a shady-PRC fast fashion house that is known to use slave labor??? am i losing my fucking mind? what is happening

"washrooms"

Trump Attorney General memo reinstating the death penalty leaked to me

we should hate the police as much as society hates michael vick

Hey tomorrow is the first Friday of the month. Go find your local 2600 meeting to attend. Raleigh's details are here @rtp2600.bsky.social

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Politicians are now celebrities. A majority of conversations I have with people now devolve into politics. Why? Because it's all that's in the news. I don't have the energy to focus on it constantly. There is far too much hostility and negativity for me to handle daily. 1/5

There is nothing illegal about naming inexperienced people currently accessing sensitive government data at the behest of Elon Musk. They are: Akash Bobba Edward Coristine Luke Farritor Gautier Cole Killian Gavin Kliger Ethan Shaotran This is a major security breach. SPREAD

If anyone ever says we don’t need the CBC after this and the decline of American non-state controlled media they need to be arrested for subversive behaviour.

I cannot believe that this is real