Devin Chaloux

I made a cursed thing... devinchaloux.com/toys/whats-t...

The thing I love about baseball is that there is no sport that is as statistical *while also* making a mockery of mathematical certainty at every conceivable turn.

I think at this point, whatever happens for the rest of this World Series, I'll be arriving to a *super hungover* Milwaukee for SMT 🤣

intelligence is knowing that if i ever looked up anything about Magyar, Lula, or any of the other election winners i would probably not be great fans of their politics wisdom is knowing it doesn't matter because defeating the global chud coalition is all that matters for the foreseeable future

Um wat?

FWIW, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the few chain restaurants that eschewed trimming their decor. It has pizazz! It's absolutely silly but it's part of what makes it feel like an experience. A chaotic experience, but one nonetheless!

What do you mean you didn't know PHP existed???? That's like saying you didn't know there was something called JavaScript!

As an IT professional - don’t do this. A good phishing testing strategy involves not enraging your users. There’s a lot of better ways to do this that don’t make you seem like a huge dickhole.

Come for the Rhamondre Stevenson 48 yard screen pass TD, stay for the stunned Bears fan

Listen, Chicago Bears, I get it: I also don't like doing any work during the last part of my shift.

Wait what the fuck just happened?

Can the Pats stop running the ball???

Ok who hacked my company's Slack and then blocked me

I am sorry but this is the funniest outcome. They ragequit the CA business because people were mean to them on social media loooooool emudhra.com/en/press-rel...

People understanding emoji messages challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

the story goes like this

I'm pretty sure the winner is in this group. Yeah it's been all women voted out but there are some *really* strong players here. Thiên An is my sleeper. We haven't seen a lot but what I've seen I really like #survivor #survivor51

One tribe is down to 3... I'm sure an inevitable merge was part of their calculation #survivor

This season of #survivor is so lit. I love it. #survivor51

Scoop from @brettlogiurato.bsky.social: CBS has sold its local election night coverage to DraftKings, stirring more controversy inside the David Ellison-owned company. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/cbs-draftk...

The problem for cybersecurity enjoyers is that there hasn’t been enough incidents to achieve the regularity and excitement of say, watching sports. Finally, with AI we have solved this

Holy shit

I would probably already be dead if I didn't get access to ADHD meds a few years ago. I'm 100% serious.

They DM'd us this 2 minutes before publishing their official statement

This is exactly why Mamdani is tearing down burdensome regulations. The regulation's intentions may be well meaning but if they stop all progress then they are pointless!

Announcement: My children's book is under contract with Dead Fox Publishing! They are doing an open call for illustrators (pay is revenue split with me), and I'll share a link to that in the next post. If you know any artists who do spooky, witchy, whimsical art, send 'em this way.

Welp I just broke my bedroom TV 🫣

I'm saving my 'good vibes' for America 256, these fuckers made me go to binary

This is such a good point, as someone who has only held contingent/NTT roles for over a decade, I was drawn to Twitter and, otherwise, building relationships online because I was physically unable to build community with my colleagues (either I didn't have an office or lived 2 hours from campus)

Uhhhhhh this seems grossly negligent?

the other thing is that conservatives resolutely do not see the purpose of education as providing social mobility but as reifying and deepening existing inequalities of status. they are as hostile to low income students getting admission to elite institutions as they are black ones.

Elon Musk claims his language generating cars will be sentient, which shows once more that he has no clue about what sentience is. Here's the only sentient car thinking about, mf:

I suppose I should finally get around to playing GTA V

What the fuck AJ Brown

The generation that got to buy cheap houses thanks to a postwar construction boom, then blocked new housing construction to juice their asset values is now whining that they have to pay taxes on their unearned wealth. Just breathtaking selfishness.

You should pay property taxes but only when you have a mortgage is a bizarre belief