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lmao this is gonna sound so lame but when I was like 4 I used to run out of the room when I would play Mario Kart 64 at my cousins' house because I was scared of the Thwomps in Bowser's Castle

the vendors at the farmers market aren't going to look so smug when they see me rolling a katamari over the hill

For Halloween, our older girl is going to be Bingo from Bluey, 'cause she likes the color orange. "But you're the oldest, shouldn't you be Bluey and your baby sister be Bingo?" and she said no, she wants to be Bingo. I asked her who the baby should be then, and she said Chattermax. The noisy toy

spanish-dub Goofy sounds like he's drowning when he hits a "a-hyuk!"

you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

What Ganondorf was up to is frankly unacceptable

If Rob Zombie's car had a child it could be named Alugard

With The Duskbloods being on a Nintendo console there's really no reason not to have Splatoon guest characters in there

It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

OK people really don't have A/C in Europe, huh?

i like Marvel Tokon quite a bit but I do think it was a weird decision for them to have all Marvel characters except for punk rock vocalist GG Allin

the bloodborne movie should feature a yharnam town drunk who keeps waking up in the hypogean gaol and somehow survives each time

her: i consent him: i consent the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon

i can't wait to buy the tilly norwood IP in 2 years for 16 bucks and sentence her to an AI siberian hard labor camp (local model running on my NAS analyzing plex tv opening credit sequences)

so if one of the christian bales in The Prestige got a BBL the other one would have to too??

i need a memento style tattoo on my arm that just says "you already gave money to ilhan omar"

mfs first day on earth

Is it carbon monoxide

I mentioned your parrot here and nobody knew him

i can't believe players and coaches do press conferences right after losing the game. I'd be so bad at it, I'd be like "we fuckin suck and that's all there is to it. i hate myself and this team"

there should be a donkey kong game where after king k rool steals DK's banana hoard the rest of the game is basically Falling Down with Michael Douglas

in the future my great grandkids will accidentally delete my brain from cloud storage to make room for k-pop concert footage

i wouldn't be a good contestant on the price is right because if i won anything I wouldn't jump around i would instead collapse like tilda swinton in michael clayton

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

flarp

i worked at a computer repair place like 20 years ago and they had to fire this guy, a big long haired metallica type dude, because he got pissed off at a laptop and threw it into the drywall like a huge shuriken

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

stuck in traffic on crystal mountain. judging by all the lightning, evil is taking form, so. it's gonna be awhile, just eat without me

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i will buy all of these parts of the "PC Engine" game console family and I should set up a second coffee table in the house to hold it all. my child will be fine, she longs for shoot em ups and visual novels on the PC Engine and my inlaws will not be allowed to ask about the PC Engine coffee table

good representation for guys like me, who care about babies but suck at swimming

I'm going to fake my own death instead of shoveling all this stupid show

i am going to drive in the whiteout for spindrift. its essential

well my idiot brother screwed up and added my android son to his home automation network. i had to factory reset the boy but now i don't remember how to getto Settings. at midnight every night he shoots up in bed and begins repeating PLEASE PAIR TO BASE STATION, scaring my bio daughter half to death

can't believe an infant learned to text me

this little fucker

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import