jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless

many times now, i've posted about Bronze Theory: the idea that the democratic establishment fails simply due to lack of skill. i finally wrote an essay laying out my thinking: post-goldfish.ghost.io/bronze-theor...

It’s actually wild there’s no producer sampling this song before 2006 youtu.be/KDnH14N49bQ

Happy 32nd Birthday The First Web Banner! On October 27, 1994, The AT&T Telecommunications Company placed the first web banner in Internet history on the HotWired magazine website. The first web banner in the world was 476×56 px.

Im sincerely wondering whether news is like “everyone already knew he’s a rapist so this isn’t anything new”

What I’m realizing from this round of being single/dating is that I’m hot. This is a horrible realization and it won’t end well for anyone

A new 50-page report released by House Judiciary Committee Democrats includes a trove of evidence regarding allegations of sexual assault, including a new rape allegation from former Miss Switzerland, against Trump that the lawmakers say has been deliberately covered up by the DOJ.

Jazz is being a goof

I emailed Patrick Healy, assistant managing editor for standards and trust at NYT, to ask why their story about a House report with new details of rape allegations against the President of the United States included neither those details, nor a single use of the word "rape." archive.is/1s9AM

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

In a horrific, horrific mood dealing with my horrible boss and the indignities of American mental health care on the same day but calming myself by looking at this good boy's smiling face, thinking I'll be home with him soon, only like 2 more hours

I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

Jazz is being a goof

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

Jason “White Chocolate” Williams

In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

It’s a great week to listen to Gravediggaz - 6 Feet Deep

The ex-girlfriend of a Mulkiteo cop found her younger sister's nudes on his phone. Now he's facing a criminal investigation.

From the digital realm to the tabletop, solidarity forever! MTG Arena showed the world that workers at Wizards can and should unionize. D&D and Studio X are proud to follow in their footsteps as we work toward a better tabletop industry for everyone. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...

“My entering Jeff’s Super Cool ROM Site u agree u are not FBI. If you click ok ur not allowed to arrest me”

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

Lula Goes HARD

oh that’s me

Tangential to the Cheesecake Factory talk is that their workers are genuinely elite tier 1 operators in the food service industry. I have a friend who manages bars and restaurants and he will instantly hire anyone with Cheesecake Factory experience. They are like the Marines minus the war crimes

This trash ass “adult magazine” account is posting obvious chatGPT-authored replies to my posts and they recently promoted an AI generated model they’re calling a “virtual baddie” HEYYYYY let’s all block them!!

best I ever managed over on the nazi bar website

(for this post i’m doing an impression of a woman that’s been hit in the head very hard with one of the big swinging pendulums they use to test material hardness) you don’t understand. MOST democrats AREN’T running anti trans ads

I snorted so deeply I think I injured my sinuses