Regular Everyday Normal Guy

Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.

If that fucking dickhead isn't gonna make kicks, there's no need to keep him around. Fuck off, Butker.

Tfw we get MGMT in any commercial

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

when I've been waiting all day for Sunday night

I hope this ruins Alisson Becker's week

Check out how easy this is.

Seems like some folks don’t like LED headlights after all. I wonder if perhaps instead you’d prefer LEDeez NUTZSZ!!!!

I hope Macklin Celebrini gets to play on a good defensive team someday.

The head coach of 2021 Nebraska said this game had the weirdest ending he's ever seen. The amount of credibility he has to say that is immense

UCLA’s uniforms look like a cross between Ole Miss and Notre Dame, which would create Stephen Miller’s ideal Supreme Court Justice

INDIANA MICHIGAN FIRST HALF ANALYSIS

On pace for like 90 passing yards, Michigan sends out both QBs, loses a yard, throws a pick. This offense is art

Never change.

Everton could play this game for 2 weeks and not score

We would come close to throwing fists when teacher said we could use the computer

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again: This man doesn't wash his hands after he takes a shit

Dad Losing His Fucking Mind Over Box Seat Amenities theonion.com/dad-losing-h...

The Sharks are winning but good lord this third period has been awful

tfw you see Jon Husted’s ass

Brewers are in the World Series, you know what that means - time to post Seth McClung's greatest moment

Today's been a big day for 2014 Twitter, aka BlueSky

telling people the Bucs wear the creamsicle throwbacks because they reject an independent Ireland

I'm not kidding, the guy simply has to be at the very least deported at the end of this. If we're doing "he's not from here" shit, he is the most not from here guy alive. He needs jail or deportation the second it's viable to do it.

obviously not rooting for the brewers but the way the rays operate and a dozen teams trying to emulate it has done so much damage to the sport in the past 15 years I cant stand them either