Mr. Cum🏳️‍🌈

"You can't block someone just for being annoying!" Those are actually the most important people to block

incredible strategic error by Pat McAfee to reveal he is deeply bothered by relatively mild mockery from college students despite a key component of his job being "standing on a stage in front of college students for 3 hours a week"

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

UCF has deadass just turned in the two most excruciating minutes of football of all time

Virginia has cameras on their goalposts that look straight up to be able to see if a ball goes over the top of the post. The yellow duct tape is killing me 💀

I’m GLAD Gatorade is coming for water’s throne. Fuck you, water!

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

I feel bad because it just didn't work, and also because Locksley really, really put his whole ass into fixing up a lot of mess but man it just did not work

what exactly DOES happen to materials from a major studio that’s closed? where do physical hard drives, documents, etc go? who maintains all this pointless secrecy? if you know or have stories, get in touch: nathan@aftermath.site, nathangrayson.666 (signal), aftermathdotsite@proton.me (proton mail)

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

awarding the mvp to hailee steinfeld when the bills make the playoffs with a bottom three defense

so is sports medicine as nfl teams practice it like a chiropractic level pseudoscience or what

bonus bad teams because everyone is bad

bad teams

Tristan's film review video on Nebraska at Oregon at Addicted to Quack: www.addictedtoquack.com/football/642...

One of the reasons it was a shame Oregon had to wait until year 3 to play Nebraska was that Omaha World-Herald photojournalist @nikosfrazier.bsky.social is maybe the best in the business. Incredible photo gallery from his trip to Autzen: omaha.com/sports/huske...

unfortunately for me and my previous totally random dislike of him JJ Watt might actually be fun

Jim Nantz attempts a Peanut Punch on JJ Watt and he put some shoulder into it

Go fucking Ducks

The throughline with Oregon's offense for several years is that they aren't effectively simulating game conditions so their internal evaluations are broken. They make offensive personnel selections and playcalls, and keep being surprised during games that they're non-functional.

that was a wee bit bizarre

Yes

probably

there should be one more second on the clock?

There probably should be 1 second left in provo but i think the refs ran away

MIAMI FRAUD WATCH IS BEING UPGRADED TO FRAUD WARNING

I've found it notable that Nebraska and OhioSt's defensive gameplans have been pretty similar. These teams don't respect Hoover, they're begging him to beat them.

Seeing the conversation evolve in the past 12 hours or so, I think a lot of people misunderstand what Ryan Fitzpatrick is saying. He's not mad that Bo Nix is bad. He's mad that Bo Nix is a coward.

My film study preview of Nebraska football at Addicted to Quack: www.addictedtoquack.com/big-ten-foot...

New episode of It Never Rains on this Podcast - Tristan and I go through Oregon’s drive by drive performance against UCLA on both sides of the ball with the benefit of the all-22 tape, then lookahead to Friday’s preview of Nebraska. open.spotify.com/episode/1JBR...

If any college programs are looking for a coach that doesn’t take his foot off the gas, a high school coach in Oregon was just fired for going for an onside kick up 57-0 in the first half. Their opponents quit the game at halftime. 💀

Rams tackle Alaric Jackson, who is facing a potential suspension for punching Bills DE Bradley Chubb, was not suspended by the NFL after an arrest for felony domestic violence this June.

Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next

bad teams

"Huh..."

Tristan's film review video and offensive line tracking for UCLA vs Oregon at Addicted to Quack: www.addictedtoquack.com/football/640...

3 weeks to the elections, Americans ask: "what can you do about the rising cost of living?" the government responds "we are doing a better job of honoring Christopher Columbus than anybody, also, we are going to shoot a guy on live TV"

"That Oregon game made me want to play in traffic" halftime show on The CW

The EPA chart may as well be NYSE: WVU

AS CALLED BY ENRIQUE VASQUEZ Y ALEX PARRA EN RADIO LOS SOONERS

Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.