Valéry GiSCARY d'Estaing 🎃

Another day volunteering at the UCL museum. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck Jeremy Bentham's corpse. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it.

George Galloway, 1954-2026. Followed a stray balloon onto the tracks at Cardiff Central. RIP big man

Really torn on whether to book a birthday dinner or a Male Birthday dinner

"I've never cared for Flávio."

Cinema only allows me one points ticket per transaction but charges a per ticket fee not a per transaction fee so I can just do three points tickets as three transactions to use up my points. 🙃

Releasing arthouse movies via elaborate shell companies to evade Russian sanctions every day of the week: A24/7

If you use headphones on public transport you miss out on experiences such as the someone on the phone to a colleague explaining that someone else at their work had their life support switched off over the weekend.

well that's the last thing we fucking need

"BST" not standing for "British Standard Time" is annoying.

I went to Croydon for a friend's party once and it was really weird because there was nothing there. Bizarre little place, would be much better if it had any stuff.

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

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Emerging markets bonds drama with added *drama* drama?! www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

"Untitled Slide Box 2," slide 6 of 25 [gallery]

web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

The office sink demonstrates the illiteracy and degeneracy of society. That "please do not leave your dishes in the sink" sign can't stop me because I can't read and I don't care.

The invincible airplane

New, from me: One way that American elections have gotten better - maybe the only way - is the opportunity to claim some awesome "I voted" stickers. Here are my favorites from this voting season. (And please share yours). 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-best-i...

Everyone involved in this is a vile person and I despise everything about it. Liking UFC is unabated moral bankruptcy. www.ft.com/content/56d1...

Today is Octidi the 28th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate tomatoes. #JacobinDay See today's page

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week.

Seems this surgery is really affecting his career pivot

IS AN AMBULANCE A SYNTHESISER

this is a cool graphic and a terrible fucking martini

"Meanwhile, Russian rockets rain down. I hate this timeline." - @explaintrade.com dmitryopines.substack.com/p/trumps-die...

Effective altruism: utilitarianism that makes Jeremy Bentham look like a really normal person.