Biff Clurton

Been doing pet paintings

Damn, Tim, if the big mean valve corp is running everything with its woke AI disclaimers, why not start your own storefront for the little AI guy? It can't be that hard for an AI genius coder, right?

They’re making a Yoda prequel that explores young yoda as a sexual being

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

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i really wish there was a court jester emoji. but like a jester with depression. real pagliacci type. this guy essentially

In case you didn’t know, the guy who wrote spooky scary skeletons wrote the golden girls theme

All I am saying is that for all the "community organizing" and "providing for each other" the edgy doomers say they do, whenever I go to a community support or civic event I am often the only one under 50

This is private equity, this is what it does. Buy up businesses, run them into the ground, and rip them apart for short-term profit. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Though tender in our zone, Salvia coccinea is a fireball of fall color, a hummingbird magnet, and it has been going nonstop since early July. 10/10, will grow again. #gardening #bloomscrolling #FlowerReport #SmallJoys #UrbsInHorto #Chicago 🌱

i fucking hate puzzles just tell me the answer

Best of friends Moja the Muscovy duck and farm cat Beatrix

Breaking Benjamin knows what you want and will give it to you. Every song has the mellow build up intro, the softer verse, you’re gonna get a death growl transition moment, a melodic chorus, and you know there’s gonna be a metalcore breakdown riff. They never disappoint.

The fact that Bluesky posts are supposed to be “skeets” makes me wonder if the site’s name is supposed to be pronounced like a Polish last name. Like Bloo-skee.

incredible style and artistry on this double bird. never seen someone execute it quite like this

By Noriyoshi Ohrai

He has new adventures every week

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

Dungeon Crawler Carl seems unbelievably annoying. Like I think I hate D&D now. That might’ve been the final straw.

You don't need to be the smartest, strongest, or fastest to succeed. You simply need to redefine success to include reading, napping, and eating your weight in fried potatoes.

I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...

shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.

I’m so sad

The lede is like something a soldier might have written decades after storming Omaha Beach, and having lived long enough to tell his grandchildren about how he somehow survived that fateful day.

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

Creepy weird guys lacking social skills but still being somehow "special" is the biggest problem of the show having Xander as whedon's Gary Stu

Fandom.com has done more to ruin the experience of browsing the internet than maybe any other single website. Holy shit it sucks.

This is my fav cat painting I’ve done so far. My teachers were right, if you spend most of the time mixing the right colors then the actual painting goes pretty quickly.

family guy rewatch update: brian is dead

Trump's nominee for special counsel of the United States wrote "I do have a Nazi streak in me from time to time," intensifying the need for every elected Democrat to go on Sunday morning shows to denounce Hasan Piker.