Dissestablishment

They tried to bury us, they didn't know we were roundup ready terminator seeds.

Tad toad the party line about the voter frog problem

A real civilization would have put boobs on the moon by now

I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart

Once the gluten was free, it couldn't be put back. It was everywhere. Tacky, Delicious. Sexy. A woman died from eating cookies.

Maybe twitter was real life after all

anchovy bon jovi ocean is your lair livin on a prayer

The war has taken a personal toll on the president and some of his senior advisers. Some top aides have been advised by intelligence agencies that the Iranians are seeking to kill them and have been told to stop taking car services, according to people familiar with the matter.-WSJ

I ain't gonna work on taylor farms no more

New York has become the first US state to enforce a data center moratorium, as governor Kathy Hochul signed an executive order today to pause construction for one year.

Anthony tuned his tuba, and sang sha-na-na for the last time.

Elon Musk's xAI has installed more than double the number of gas turbines than it has publicly acknowledged to power its Colossus 2 data center project, without federal permits, and the pollution is hitting predominantly Black neighborhoods the hardest reut.rs/4bIghEm

Elon Musk’s cuts to U.S.A.I.D. led to some 700,000 deaths, Atul Gawande says. www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...

life alert ass congress

Homer was visually impaired. His work isn't meant to be seen.

Iran's TV claims the tanker ignored warnings, but no direct responsibility for the attack has been declared.

make elves not wars

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

celiac nation elects wheat supremacist

i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption

NEW: A trove of internal records from Dialog, the secret society cofounded by Peter Thiel, was left exposed online. WIRED obtained a second cache of records that reveal who's really attending, how they're screened, and what personal details they were promised would stay private.

No Deal or No Deal?

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...

Very important point: SoftBank was pledging *all* of its OpenAI stock (worth $60bn+ on paper) to get a $6 billion margin loan. Banks turned it down due to concerns about the value of OpenAI stock. Banks clearly do not think OpenAI is worth $852 billion. www.tradingkey.com/analysis/sto...

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

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hate wing politics bs party

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

bomb whole world then run on the immigrant crisis

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

New Reporting: Missing files, FBI investigated possible obstruction of justice following Epstein's death open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Good think the stock market can't read weekend news

Utilities are convincing lawmakers around the U.S. to delay bills that would allow people to buy solar panels, plug them into an outlet and begin generating electricity.

NEW: House Oversight Committee wants to interview Epstein prison guard -- interview request comes after @miamiherald exclusively reported that she was overheard by inmate talking about covering up his killing. Here is a free link to our story: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

This escalated fast, in a good way.

New: Dead bodies and a long-missing "death" bell: What will authorities find at Zorro Ranch? open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Only throwing him into a volcano can appease the gods

There's a new Trump-Epstein statue on the National Mall. It's an enormous statue, spray-painted gold, of Trump embracing Epstein in a reenactment of that famous scene from "Titanic." www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

What if persecuting trans people was a hate crime

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

New: Prison guards discussed cover-up in Epstein's death, inmate tells FBI. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

NEW: (gift) A Miami Herald Investigation: How Jeffrey Epstein Beat the Justice System by @jkbjournalist.bsky.social and @clurhealy.bsky.social www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

NEW: What is the DOJ hiding? Witness statements missing, including one involving a sexual assault allegations made against President Trump. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...