Dive Bar Philosopher

There is a full moon halo tonight if anyone in central MS is still awake.

Lula Goes HARD

The Cheesecake Factory conversation is so fucking stupid. You really got your panties in a wad over a chain restaurant?

Something I wish more people would realize.

There is one clear thing about watching Trump defend the Vivek commercial. Trump sees no issues with little girls getting raped. It's clear that doesn't phase him at all. A complete non-issue for the man.

Isn't it interesting that Epstein files have disappeared as a media topic? Poof, gone. Weird.

Imagine having enough money to end child hunger in America and suggesting that you might give the kids shares of your company instead. And the glaring part of this is the "might". I would put the odds somewhere around 0%. How long until they start hunting us for sport?

Asking AI for troubleshooting advice

The first 5 years is always the most difficult part of launching a 3 day Special Military Operation.

Much like home built submarines, I fully support billionaires in their need for flying rocket cars. This is an excellent idea. Great for everyone involved.

Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb, provided to Israel as one of many tens of thousands of aerial bombs in the 1,000 and 2,000lb class included in US military assistance.

This roadster was announced 10 years ago. It was supposed to on sale by 2020. Did you spend those 7 years putting rockets on an electric car? Cause we all know, if there is one thing an electric car needs, it's rockets.

Someone followed me. Looked like a legit account. Followed back. Then they sent me an innocuous DM. Unfollow. No thank you.

Sad day. I had to put my pug down. She was old and suffering. It was her time. The house seems so weird without her in it.

We’ll be right back.

"waaaait that lesbian kinda looked like andy milonakis"

In the vein of "public libraries could never be created today," a pitch for a calculator would get you thrown out of the boardroom. What do you mean, it just maths? Where are the ads supposed to go? How does it send usage telemetry back if it doesn't even have wifi? There isn't even a leaderboard.

Why US voters won't retire their gerontocracy www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqB7...

me: are you a big cat? cat: *meow* me: damn right you are

Shaping Elon's torso like a Cybertruck. *chef's kiss*

My Hispanic neighbor who doesn't speak a word of English is playing Alan Jackson, loudly. I am confused.

$20/hr * 24hrs = $240/week or $960/month Your entire family will be living in a ditch, but you'll have plenty of free time.

This made me laugh this week.

Digital Black Face in AI Music www.youtube.com/shorts/YDNbj...

when i voted to put garfield in charge of the lasagna factory i didnt realize hed eat all the lasagna

At what point does trying to execute a criminal but failing count as cruel and unusual punishment.

These women keep killing their kids. Here is another. We need someone to help redirect this growing violence. These moms are mad, but mad at the wrong people. I propose the Luigi Mangione Institute for Young Mothers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ye6...

Obama's tan suit claims more victims. When will we put a stop to this madness? How hard can it be to stop one sentient suit?

My life, portrayed by a seagull www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

I fear they are about to purge anyone not hyper loyal to Trump. When the coup happens, they need full military support so they are getting rid anyone they think might be trouble.

I listened to an album on YouTube yesterday so that means today I get the time honored tradition of blocking hundreds of playlists which include tracks from the album. I have never listened to your random playlists. I will never listen to them. You have put thousands of these in my algo, stop.

AI art and music have this problem too. People learn to make art because it is fun to make art. Practice, study, improvement, all that is FUN for people. We have had drum machines for decades. People still learn to play the drums. We are still willing to pay money to watch someone play drums live.

We used to think you got more conservative as you aged. It turns out it isn't age that makes you more conservative, it is wealth. For conservatism to make sense, you need something to conserve. People once aged into wealth or at the very least financial stability. Not any more.

No one wants to work any more because we are being judged by arbitrary nonsensical rules. Tell me how a beverage would negatively impact an employee's performance, please. Humans waste so much time and energy worrying about the most trivial nonsense.

“So many unfounded rumors have been circulating about me and my relationship to the monarchy, so I decided it was time to finally speak out.” — Princess Diana

Caleb Hammer has become the Jerry Springer of finance

Please don’t gamble if you’re dead. The gaming commission keeps giving us fines.

They thought Trump would be good for ratings. Even the loyal are becoming disillusioned.

If there is any position that could be replaced by AI, it is the CEO. They clearly have no idea what they are doing. Just throwing spaghetti at the wall while destroying their companies.

“Someone wrote you a check for $100 MILLION+ right before you were sworn in...” @SenWarren grills new Trump fed chair pick Kevin Warsh. (His father in law is Ron Lauder, ‘World Jewish Congress’ president who wants to spend billions “countering anti-Israel narratives”)