Dave Marshmallow/Graham Cracker/Chocolate Bar

Anything off of The Allman Brothers Band: At Fillmore East

perfect, no notes

"I then discovered that younger women nowadays, wise to the ways of old lechers, are almost entirely immune to my bullshit."

@chancethelawyer.bsky.social

"Matthew Yglesias Did Riding Coattails the Right Way" —Ezra Klein

I hear the DOJ will be coming after anyone who continues to call the Trump System the "Solar System."

Ruin a song by adding " In my pants" Sea of Joy in My Pants

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Swimming to Cambodia for Tax Purposes

"Short-fingered vulgarian" is probably wildly euphemisitic enough.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich

Sex so good it measured 6.9 on the Richter scale.

Everyone is so tired. Exhausted. And I'm talking to so many friends and colleagues who are hoping for a functional institutional power to come along and take care of them, take the annoying work and worry away. An employer, a publisher, a big funder, an elected leader, etc. I think it's just us.

Make a band MAGA: Deep Red

Oh, hey, I've got your paintbrush here.

Thing One and Thing Two, but malevolent

you are altless!

Crisply executed template for marking unruly 2x12s to be cut into porch step stringers tomorrow. Each 2x12 will, of course, have its own agenda before, during, and after the cuts; minimizing the layout error is about all you can do to try to keep them in line. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"It's vanishingly improbable that anything long ago actually happened" is a fancy way of saying "nothing that happened before me matters."

I'm too tired to reply to this.

Make a band bigger Four Dog Night

Pizza: I'm getting baked. Interviewer: on a sheet pan? Pizza: no, I'm getting stoned. Interviewer: at what temperature? Pizza: as high as possible.

Bubinga Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia #ASongOrMovieForAboutTrees

Such a great thread!

five living writers that you've read five books by each Jennifer Haigh Michael Pollan James Lee Burke Richard Russo Michael Connelly

share one of your all-time favorite actors

Humanity: discovers penicillin, lands on the moon, maps the genome, then says, “Let’s see what Donald Trump thinks.” 🫠

Just wait till the B-1s and B-2s start dropping bombs.

THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks. You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text.

Show me a picture that captures your essence Me, without even a trace of sullen glowering in my heart

Our long national nightmare is over.

slid into his DMs, reverse thrusters failed, slid right on out of his DMs into the East River

Tell me 5 random things you love (that aren’t people or pets) 1. Sharp cheddar 2. The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book I 3. Dylan Thomas reading A Child's Christmas in Wales 4. Johns Brook in Keene Valley, NY 5. Cunnilingus

Without saying the title, spoil a movie: That ride on a commandeered boat was the best therapy they'd ever had.

The Knicks players should announce that they *had* been really excited to visit the White House, but only to see their favorite part, the East Wing.

AI has been foisted upon us, for sure, but one reason it lands with so many is that LLMs *feel like* a solution for loneliness/estrangement/isolation: People who crave feedback and iteration but lack the courage or social capital to get it. Showing a first draft to someone is exposure. /1

There needs to be a term for malicious Dunning-Krugerism. "The JD Vance Effect."

If you see this, post a bird

weather report: marginal relief from brutal heat possible depending on severity of tornados

We always called it pot, but that was in the Before Times.

Give me the most 80s song you can think of:

I don't know if I've said this before but I think I'm going to have to say it again a whole lot of times: The whole line of argument that "the problem is people are not clear on what they mean by AI" is about as useful as "actually Frankenstein is the name of the scientist not the monster".

Oh, do you like to fantasize that there was a magical time in the past when white men could live their whole long lives like Louis XIV on a diet of Pixy Stix? Guess what, you're in this time where we have real problems so cowboy the fuck up and vote for an adult

We go through 3-4 gallons a year, mostly baking. (I have a serious granola habit.) Grade B is where the real flavor is, although nowadays they call it Grade A Very Dark.

Oh, this is true for all sorts of area of discourse, too. It's really not hard to be kind. Just takes a little practice. Anyone can do it!

This is a cat checkpoint! Relinquish your most recent cat picture. (Please).

At this point, Roberts’ obsession with legacy won't even protecting Roberts’ legacy. He's terminally notorious. The Sam Alito of Roger Taneys.