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The Picture Book of Dorian Gray A Tall Tale of Two Cities

Winter’s Bone Spurs

For Whom the Cow Bell Tolls

Ruin a book by adding a word: A Christmas Chattel-house.

Ruin a book by adding a word: At the Mountains of March Madness The Call Center of Cthulhu The Old Mansplaining and the Sea

The Perks of being a Wallflower Groupie

Travels with Charley Horse #ruinabookbyaddingaword

The Left Handkerchief Of Darkness

A Flatbed Scanner Darkly

The Orlando Magic Mountain

The Sound And The Plymouth Fury

20000 Major Leagues Under The Sea

The Grape-Nuts Of Wrath

Ha! I think more kids know about the Alaskan gold rush than what a collect call is. I said to my class "let me give you the 411" and then had to explain what that was.

Charlotte's Web Designer

That doesn't ruin it.

The Holy Shit Bible

100 Years of Gatherings

Les Joyeuses

Extra Ordinary People

The gilded cage fight

So Long and Thanks for All the Fishsticks

I hate that phone. My mother in law has them as I'm her IT person and.... no. I'm a Motorola guy (we exist). Great blend of a title : )

"Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think smartphones are a pretty neat idea.

The Lord of the Ringtones

The Power and the Glory Hole

Sour Puss in Boots

Foucault's Fleshy Pendulum

All Quiet on the Western Front Nine

The Kama Kama Kama Kameleon Sutra

Hillbilly Eulogy

The Art of Dystopia

Captain Corelli’s mandolin potatoes

Plug Nickel Boys

East of Barbara Eden

The Waffle House of the Seven Gables The Red Badge of Liquid Courage

The Lord of the Ring[-Worm]s

1984 play

Ruin a book by adding a word. AN AMERICAN TRUMP TRAGEDY by Theodore Dreiser

Franken Steinway

Logan's Runaway Bride

All the President's Mental Issues

Lady Chatterley's Lover Infection

Seven Days In Mayflies

Nick of Garbage Time

The Remains of the Day Spa

2001: A Space Hopper Odyssey.

Dental Appointment In Samarra

The Andromeda Cannabis Strain

Fifty Shades of Grey Hair

All the Pretty Fast Horses

Catch 22 Mice

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Old Man and the Sea Saw

Ruin a book by adding a word: War and No Peace

Dunno that seems like an improvement

To Thrill a Mockingbird

Ruin a book by adding a word: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Egg

Moby Dick Pic

The Bridges of Ashley Madison County

Stranger in a Strange Land Rover

This one I like!

On The Beach Bunny

The Great Gadfly

Dirty Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone

Breaking Wind in the Willows

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Kite Runner Up

The Color Brown

Anna Banana Karenina

Ah yes. A submarine thriller where everyone's just there for the beer. Honestly more realistic.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Trump’s Brave New World

50 shades of brown

Ruin a book by adding a word: Moby-Dick Energy

The Old Man and the Sea Slug

Charlotte's Web of Lies

That’s not ruining it tho That’s enhancing it

Fear of Flying Standby

Wait that sounds like an improvement?

You didn't ruin it. You improved it

That one's an improvement.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Divine Comedy Festival

Nice!

Carrie Trump

The Shart of the Deal

Men who stare at goats at FBI

Gone With the Overton Window

"One Festbier only, Vasili"

I think an Oktoberfest with only red lagers/ales would be great.

Hamnet Sucks