Bob, agent of Hydra

I laughed altogether far too much at this...

watching Fellowship of the Ring and it’s crazy how dated this movie is now. the whole script is just them reading reddit memes from 20 years ago. “one does not simply walk into mordor,” “and my ax,” etc. Internet culture references never age well!

Breaking: Trump complains that if he had won in 2020 we wouldn’t even be having this election.

the conservative theory of law in one headline

why file a lawsuit when they could instead go fuck themselves

CNN's front page is just a wall of clickbait garbage about the debate. Since the headlines don't even hint at what Biden actually did wrong, I'm not even gonna read and assume it was... fine.

The world’s burning and you’re just making jokes on here. Keep up the good work.

It was a superstitious belief that using an animal's true name would allow it to hear what you said, detect your presence & cast spells on you... so euphemisms were used ritually, like Russian 'medved' (медведь) meaning "honey-eater". Other names: shaggy coat, bee-dog (Beowulf), brown one (bear).

You know who else, like Justice Thomas, was brought gifts with no expectations of anything in return by men who had travelled far? Yeah, that’s right, baby Jesus. So I guess you’re saying you hate baby Jesus.

Outside the fifth circuit, of course.

i need a beach house just so i can fly this

💀

Furiosa is great. It’s an incredible year for people who love movies about sand

@questauthority.bsky.social this is kind of completely random, but I recently learned of in re Neagle (1890), and I'm wondering about the precipitating events of that case. Do you think a judge or justice would or should recuse from a dispute where a former election opponent is a party's spouse?

The people who complain about class warfare won the war - the richest 400 Americans now pay the same effective tax rate as the poorest half of America. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

It's really really hard to overstate the extent to which "you lost Roe under Biden" is a dumbfuck argument.

i do not even want adobe acrobat to open my pdfs tbh

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

Breaking: Trump touts his creation of 12 new jobs.

If you use a shitty AI to interview me you aren’t respecting my time and effort as an applicant, and I’m not going to take a job with you because I am certain you won’t respect me as an employee

Just last week Missouri was at the Supreme Court insisting it was the most offensive thing in the world for the government to interfere with speech. This week it's suing Media Matters because it doesn't like MM's speech. ago.mo.gov/attorney-gen...

A lot of people, my self included, say con man Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer. I stand corrected.

I have no idea whether such a spree is ongoing, but I have seen far fewer kittens recently than I am used to. I was not inclined to believe the rumors about AG Sulzberger, but the lack of any official response is making me question that position.

everybody stop for a second and admire this perfect fucking flower and how beautiful it is

Salute the real flag people

In response to the Alabama Supreme Court’s decision that embryos are children, Congressional Republicans have introduced legislation to make it easier to deport them and the Libertarian Party has lobbied for a bill making it legal to marry them.

The bad news is that the Republic is collapsing, the good news is that most media is going first so we won’t really have to read about it

This part of the Timothy Burke indictment seems incredibly problematic to me. The rest of the indictment provides no elaboration. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...

www.youtube.com/shorts/vuaCM...

If you were visited by the ghosts, who would you want them to be?

A lot of yall claim to support workers until that Worker is Clarence Thomas asking for a 2000% raise on his lifetime guaranteed salary of $300k per year

Just deny cert and be legends

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