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@drewmagary.bsky.social I’m a little late to the party, admittedly, but I’m reading “The Postmortal” It’s funny/sad that the most fantastical thing in the book is that CBS is a credible news source in the year 2030.

@dennycarter.bsky.social My copy just arrived. I appreciate the large font. Can’t wait to put on my jorts and my crew socks and sit down with a nice glass of warm milk and read it.

@imfatpod.bsky.social @rickccamp.bsky.social Hey Rick, as the resident miller’s ale house expert, when did it turn into Applebees? I’ve not been here in quite some time.

@dennycarter.bsky.social warmaxxing

Aaron Rodgers just got sacked by the Bluetooth waves

@312sportschi.bsky.social @danbernstein.bsky.social @mattabbatacola.bsky.social Wanna just start the post game now?

@rotopat.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social No Sills the fifth takes?

Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck

@edzitron.com I assume you are aware, but QOTSA are live streaming from Austin city limits on YouTube. Just about to start. I believe it will be the catacombs set.

@drewmagary.bsky.social if you don’t plan to see QOTSA on the catacombs tour,well sir, change those fucking plans. Just amazing.

This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation

Good excuse to post my favourite Onion headline.

These may be the stupidest people who have ever lived.

BREAKING: Golden Corral getting rid of glory holes

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it. (1/2)

Republican legislator who said "we as legislators have an obligation to insure that our children have no harm done to them" while trying to pass bigoted anti-trans laws arrested for downloading child sexual abuse material to his home computer and cell phone. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Antivaxx and libertarianism are the same--they can exist only when the majority of the population buys in to what it takes to live in a society, allowing the minority to think they are outsiders thriving on their own exceptionalism.

@schumer.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

@jayzawaski.bsky.social The theory is 100% true

cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen

Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.

Palmscape II, by Mrinalini Mukherjee, 2013

The Bears haven't really had to try to run clock and hold on to a lead since Week 4. I'm sure this will go well.

@kfishbain.bsky.social @adamhoge.bsky.social @adamjahns.bsky.social Any of you fine gentleman happen to know if Anthony Weaver is represented by Trace Armstrong?

Axl Rose ready to ring in the New Year sitting alone in his Datsun repeating to himself "I'm a fucking idiot" after unsuccessfully trying to make out with Dirk Diggler

"I'm pretty sure Garrett was shedding the vaccine out there today."

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@kfishbain.bsky.social are their statistics available for league leaders in jumping offsides when everyone knows the offense is not going to snap the ball? And by how many are the bears in first place?

Watching "Wayne's World" for the first time in like 25 years. The craziest, most dated thing about this movie aren't the jokes or the fashions or anything like that, it's an entire movie plot based on nothing other than "it's bad to sell out." No one under 40 could possibly understand that.

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

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Really good writing and analysis here imo, in a blog that is incredibly rich in Phrases That Do Not Appear In The Bible. defector.com/the-hawk-tua...

he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's

ME [opening a card from the boss that says ‘get better soon’]: but i’m not sick, sir BOSS: no, you’re just terrible at this job

this sideline interaction made my day

I love @drewmagary.bsky.social ! "They say it's not healthy to self-medicate with food, alcohol, or drugs. But that's not true if you've actually *tried* any of those methods" It's why I support independent journalism like Defector.com

people when I was a kid: "the future will give us flying cars and a cure for cancer." the future: "I can give you another Kennedy and polio. believe it or not, the two are related"

@danbernstein.bsky.social 🎶rally house. Rally house…

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.