#Doomscrollah

Tommy Tuberville pledged in 2020 to donate his Senate salary to Alabama veterans & families. An investigation found no evidence he did. The pledge is worth roughly $1 million. Asked about it, he had staff remove him, then called the media socialists and communists. www.huffpost.com/entry/tommy-...

Eisenhower is to Pete Hegseth as Winston Churchill is to: a) A bag of used diapers b) A single ice cube that drops to the floor instead of the glass from the icemaker c) Cold UberEats order that’s also wrong d) A broken left AirPod

WALTER CRONKITE LOCK OF THE NIGHT

Just 10 people have already poured over $1 BILLION into this year’s midterm elections. 90% has gone to Republicans. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.

“ELECTRICITY WILL BRING PRODUCTIVITY, A THREE DAY WORK WEEK, AND PROVIDE THE WORKER TIME TO FOLLOW THEIR TRUE PURPOSE AND PASSIONS” See how this shit works?

There is no greater joy than seeing your dog lay on your pillow: waiting for you, protecting your space, letting you know they’re there.

"I avoid politics" = "I am conservative and I vote for Republicans"

the munsters are in violation of their HOA

Shane Gillis is hilarious. He is not MAGA. I will not be taking any further questions at this time. #SNL

Are you winning? Are we winning? Is anyone actually winning?

El-Sayed is wiping the FLOOR with Mike Rogers. It’s wonderful and delicious. #Michigan

“ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TOOK MY JOB!!” “I’m sorry, but it’s SUPER intelligence. Yeah, there’s an executive order; we call it SUPER intelligence.”

Just saying, a pneumatic plague is a great way to shut down elections and hold on to power forever.

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

We literally fought a whole danged American Revolution for one basic principle: how we spend the government’s money is the province of the most democratic body in our government: Congress.

Tony Romo drove drunk. He doesn't deny it. In fact he plead no contest and has taken ownership of his actions and publicly acknowledged his struggles with pain medication and now alcohol. For that he got canned by CBS while the NFL suspends players ~4-6 games for domestic violence. The NFL sucks

Thanks Reagan 😕 The Republican agenda for the past 45 years in one chart 👇🏽

We’re all going to die. Heads up there

Call me old, but I don’t think college football games should take 4 hrs to finish in regulation. I have shit to do. I mean, I don’t really, but still.

I saw that clip circulating yesterday and thought there could be a completely normal, non-sexist, explanation other than the rage bait one. Grateful for this (really well-written!) peek into a loving family, sad she felt she had to write it. themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...

[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns

“A factory of targets… there was approval once to kill 500 people…” 👇🏽 new trailer for ‘NAZA’ (‘collateral damage’) — a Guardian-produced film with testimonies of 24 IDF soldiers Israel doesn’t want you to see. (released free online next month) More: jewishcurrents.org/naza-will-ch...

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I’m a former in-house lawyer for Harvard. During my recent role as DEI Director at UCLA, I fixated my AuDHD brain on digesting, analyzing and memorizing Project 2025. Since then, unfortunately every one of my political predictions has come to pass. P2025 is 55% complete. The last 1/2 is terrifying.

Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after not having a clue what he voted for or where he is.

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

Yeah. But, socialism….

🚨BREAKING: A whistleblower is alleging that immigration agency USCIS directed officers to misrepresent themselves to access state voter records, then label people "unlawful voters" — including U.S. citizens — using unreliable data. Story to come.

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great day to smoke weed and eat corn dogs without a big hole in my neck gushing dark red venous blood out of it like a broken cherry icee machine

Any phone is foldable if you're strong enough.

This 😏 is not surprising that Republicans are the evil oligarchy cabal everyone suspected.

Anyone that follows Ringside News is complicit. Block, and move on from the Steve Carrier business. #aew #wrestlesky

Benjamin O. Davis Jr - West Point 1932 😮👇

“Potentially millions of American voters may not receive their mail-in ballot this election cycle in a timely manner, or at all,” the whistleblower warned.

1/ Just in: An anonymous federal worker has filed a whistleblower disclosure warning that the U.S. Postal Service's attempt to create a system to regulate mail voting for the midterms has been "rushed, chaotic, and fundamentally flawed." @propublica.org has the details 👇

This f’n country man

IT WAS NEVER THE IMMGRANTS IN SMALL BOATS The world is 700% richer than in 1970 but the average person is only 8% richer Because the richest 0.01% are 4000% richer We are all being robbed every second of every day, and it doesn't matter how much profit or growth there is It will never reach you

RIP Baxman. 18.5 years. From the mean streets of San Jacinto, CA to the suburbs of East Tennessee. What a life. What a dog. Soulful chimp eyes, and the biggest heart. Rest easy Little Lion Man.