Jake

Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?

Thank god squid game squeezed in a celebrity cameo, i was almost worried it would make an important statement about class struggle

This is a win for all 5'8" kings in their mid thirties. We did it!

oh no, now republicans are going to start calling all democrats socialists. can't imagine how terrible that totally unprecedented situation will be

This guy’s been on an all-time run the last few weeks.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

I get offline for ONE day just to come back to war???

My partner was so tired today that she started softly snoring before she’d even finished snuggling into her blanket, and while I’m sad she’s so tired, it’s pretty goddamn precious

No more fun! No more fun!

James Bond: Civil War coming soon variety.com/2025/film/gl...

let him cook

Whatever You Like is such a good fkn song

Working in the "destroying the environment but nothing else I'm qualified for will hire me" industry feels particularly unsatisfying today

Like a kid making you taste a mud pie when you haven't eaten breakfast

An X account, operated by ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, and first created in 2012, has posted hateful, xenophobic, and pro-fascist content. The Observer linked Rodden to the account through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

then it'll get delayed over and over until eventually, the public forgets it ever was supposed to come out until it's surprise released on a random saturday

I’m not religious, but “the love of money is the root of all evil” is a banger

Never have I regretted anything more than dipping a single toe into the hubristic sarlacc pit that is Letterboxd

Out of over 900 anti-LGBTQ+ hate incidents in 2024, tracked by the nonprofit GLAAD, almost half of them targeted transgender, nonbinary, or gender-nonconforming individuals. Experts worry this situation is already worsening under Trump:

the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence

Yes, I may be white. But I'll never be "that was the worst halftime show ever" white.

Wake me up when they’re both dead

fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice

Drake sponsored the commercial telling viewers to go use the bathroom right now

Drake prayin for one last income stream

It's Morning in America™ and Ronald Reagan is still dead. So we've got that going for us, which is nice. Happy Saturday fuckers.

Currently trying to reconcile my love of good movies with my partner’s son’s love of the Shia LaBeouf Transformers movies and failing miserably

skeeting into the ether been the game since day 1

My “turns out I married a lesbian” divorce is finalized next week and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of us

Working on a new sleep strategy called diphenhydramine

DNB DNB DNB

Pass it on

My dirty little secret is that I mute people I don’t even disagree with

Poor people say “eat the rich” then eat each other lmao.

RFK jr will get confirmed because he’s the perfectly evil man for the job, him wanting to bring back polio furthers his qualifications for the job

A room full of money, power, and real-world influence: “If I nod like a proud parent, I’m doing my part”

Me when someone brings up Knives Out

Do you think Kendrick has made classical orchestras and conductors just, like, a little bit hesitant to perform symphonies in the key of A Minor

I remember reading that article about how the Jets were making personnel decisions based on Woody Johnson’s son Brick telling him about players’ Madden ratings and thinking “I wish the most powerful government on earth operated this way”