Dr. Dink The Cat

This happened.... It's been almost two years...

"Central Casting, send over another dummy who looks like my hot daughter."

I’m loving the “well akshually he didn’t REALLY mean let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego” excuses today. Cool. Explain the assholes in the crowd who thought it was fucking hilarious. Deplorables wasn’t strong enough.

Just a reminder that the Secretary of Defense is a dangerous idiot

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

Gonna combine my $2000 DOGE check with my $5000 tariff dividend and the $5000 vote check and buy a new house and new car with a 50 year mortgage and a 15 year car loan. The Golden Age, baby!

Most men who fantasize about getting carried off by two big strong firemen keep it to themselves.

Mail in ballots were fine by the felon when he won in 2016 Mail in ballots were fine by the felon when he won in 2024 Mail in ballots were fine by the felon when he used one last week GFY

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

We can verify the daily physical status of a specific Seattle raccoon but apparently we're completely unable to determine whether a United States Senator is alive or dead.

Baby’s first deposition.

Call me crazy, but maybe two men who fathered 19 children with 7 different women shouldn’t be lecturing us about family values.

Iran launched several attacks at multiple targets in different countries overnight. Someone should tell them their military is completely obliterated so they stop doing this.

Trump sent a 19-year-old American girl to die for israel in the Middle East. Meanwhile his 20 year old son is making tens of millions from insider trading. Where is the revolution?

Duckworth on Hegseth announcing testosterone screenings for troops: "It sounds like gender affirming care to me, so I'm glad he's come around ... this is just more performative bullshit from the least qualified secretary of defense in our nation's history."

Using bullets to stop traffic is the problem.

If these MAGA morons ever tell the truth it's an accident

Lindsey finally took a firm position. Unfortunately, it was horizontal.

this, for me, is the defining Lindsey Graham statement

Overturn a red card? Let's overturn that red hat.

If your brain is so broken by MAGA that you’re fine with the President meddling in the World Cup to save a player his own immigration politics would’ve kept off Team USA, you don’t get to lecture anyone about patriotism.

People say Trump will be remembered for destroying the Republican Party. Seems unfair to define a man by his lone success.

MAGA voted to make Trump richer and themselves poorer. Imagine being that fucking stupid.

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

Madison Square Garden is a completely union venue… just saying.

Folarin Balogun, who is a US citizen because he was born here, scores a go-ahead goal for the US team in a knockout game. Score one for birthright citizenship.

My idea for Supreme Court reform: fewer Catholics, term limits, and nobody gets confirmed unless they can explain the First Amendment without reaching for holy water.

Birthright citizenship is in the constitution. To the 3 justices who chose to ignore it, you know what's NOT in the constitution? The number of justices!

The real headline from the birthright‑citizenship case isn’t the outcome. It’s that four Supreme Court justices signaled they believe a president can effectively rewrite the Constitution through executive order.

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

BREAKING: The Trapp Family has withdrawn from Donald Trump's Freedom 250 concert, citing previous unpleasant experiences with fascists.

I'll tell ya something I will vote for the Democratic candidate who promises to go after corruption and hound these people til the day they die. Bonus points if he/she tells the first reporter who asks them about "unity" to fuck off.

It was so rigged, the people who rigged it let the most nakedly criminal president we've ever had recapture the presidency. You have to be unfathomably stupid to believe this insane bullshit.

If Democrats rig elections, how did Trump become president twice?

Trump's parents owe us all some sort of apology. Dig them up.

Rude for Iran to be firing missiles after 37 truth social posts about how they’ve been defeated. It’s like they didn’t even read them.

People say that Rudy Giuliani is a horrible, alcoholic idiot who lied for Trump and ruined his own reputation for that dishonest, raping moron. But there must be *one* good thing about Rudy Giuliani: For example, he farted at the odious Jenna Ellis.

As someone who has been 86'd from a bar in the past, they didn't kill me! The cut me off and asked me to leave.

My garage fridge. Fuck Trump. Fuck Blanche Fuck MAGA.

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

It’s kinda surreal to watch all those who celebrated the J6 insurrection, cheered the pardons of all the violent offenders, now lamenting the state of political violence in America.

Soldier arrested for doing the exact same thing the commander in chief, his family and staff do every single day. Welcome to America.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Rock criticism still so patriarchal. Everyone talking about how Geese has revived indie rock when Wet Leg was right there the whole time.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

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By Ukrainian cartoonist Maksym Igorovych