Derrick Sanskrit

Last week, I had a nice chat with a girl at a party and gave her my number. This week, I’ve gotten twelve texts from unknown numbers that all start with “Hi, Derrick!” All from special interest groups asking for my vote in the midterm elections. Each is a tiny reminder that I will die alone.

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

HUGE Original Art announcement! My 5-piece connecting cover original art for HOPE ASSEMBLES will sell through Heritage Auctions! Bidding begins Nov 2, Auction is Nov 20-22. Check out the listing HERE: comics.ha.com/itm/original...

You Can See Everything (2026)

MIXTAPE NEWS. Slater wrote a fantasy concept album about a wizard. Hear it all major music streaming platforms October 28. Single coming sooner... #mixtape #music #MIXTAPEGAME

“All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.” “That explains why this movie is so boring!” “Dohohohohohohohoho!”

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Okay, but I would actually play THIS game...

For the purposes of year-end lists, do we consider Dimension 20 On A Bus Season Two to be a tv show or a movie?

Ice coldest of takes: "Donkey" is Cansei de Ser Sexy's best album. Adriano Cintra really was the sauce. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LLI...

This is so freaking classy. Great job, Eric.

Star Wars: Galactic Racer discourse

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Everybody else squaring up to brawl and Loki back here thinking “big picture” about some real estate opportunities.

Grateful to run into these Jizz-wailers busking today at #NYCC.

This will serve nicely as the cover of my new book: Wildcat: Punch Crime in its Big Stupid Face! Coming next summer!

re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.

the only comic discourse I care about

Not delivery. It’s DiGiorno.

LFG!

I felt personally triggered when the Absolute Justice logo immediately made me think of Young Justice’s fourth season.

Apparently “mundane management sims in fantastic worlds” is just my fucking bread and butter!

Men are encouraged to be lousy, completely deficient fathers in our society. My son and I laugh about all the dads we’ve seen ignoring their kids so they can stare at their all-important phones

One of the worst parts about applying to jobs for the past two years is the heavy emotional burden of guilt for having caused so much regret. So many people have regretted to inform me.

Annihilus won’t see her coming.4️⃣ Invaders’ll never escape his DOOM!💥 Invisible Woman and Doctor Doom join the fight in MARVEL Cosmic Invasion! Our second DLC launches November 10, featuring both playable characters and a brand-new game mode!

Pet Cross demo just dropped. Mac and PC. It's pets. It's picross. You know you want it. store.steampowered.com/app/4527300/...

'Tis Three's Eve, gamers. 🌃 play.date/games/seasons/three

Using AI to steal Adobe apps is big "two wrongs don't make a right."

there is a non-zero chance that the next Arab Spring originates on the Sonic the Hedgehog Official Discord

I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.

Corporate doesn’t seem to appreciate that four straight days of 100+ degree heat means brain no work good when type words more.

Love to see this patriotism. God Bless America. He really does love and protect every one of his citizens

slept on the couch cuz it’s too dang hot in bed (ladies 😉)

I think we can all agree that this says “PREVTOUSLY,” not “previously.”

I've avoided reading anything about it but I am so excited for PENGUIN COLONY. I went hoarse recommending Umurangi Generation back in 2020 and failed (but valiantly tried) to get that game to win all the awards over its AAA competitors store.steampowered.com/app/3695930/...

I enjoy a joke as much as the next humorless person

When reviews for Digger called it “unwatchable,” too many friends texted me “this sounds like Peak Derrick.” Well, I just saw Digger, and… Damn, I loved that movie. I flippin’ ruled. Go see Digger, everyone. I wanna talk about Digger with y’all. 🪏

I've been playing a lot of Coloris this week and dang, bit.Generations was such a good lil project. Skip Ltd. really did rule.

Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...

I was just saying yesterday that this is my top game-that-more-people-should-be-talking-about of 2026.

every writer should do their research, not only because it makes your writing better, but because it can lead to finding things like this New Yorker cover ft. chubby Pikachu with a huge sack of cash

His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist