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I'm so glad we can churn shit like this out on an hourly basis, used to be if I wanted to see a video of a celebrity putting their arm around their younger self and looking at the camera dead behind the eyes I'd need a professional.

Post-nasal drip is so stupid Oh you were sick but now you feel better? Actually you still get to feel kinda sick for a while longer, lol eff you

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I do like how the use cases presented reached their natural endpoint. “Hey are you a huge piece of shit? This might help you pretend otherwise.”

Boy we love ribs don't we folks

Ribs!

what rich people eat I guess

Ribs?

Another OT point

Hear me out,

Watching the Buffalo Sabres exist to lose in overtime

I'm hearing that Jiri Kukich had a setback when he stepped on a rake and it smacked him in the face, he's again day-to-day.

Well maybe UPL will stop playing like he's got a sniper trained on him, who knows.

she café till I bustelo

Take a run at Tuch tonight, cowards

I am shocked and disgusted by the news of the H3 podcast ending because Ethan Klein had an affair. I can't stomach the fact that that annoying asshole found two people on this earth willing to fuck him. Real sick shit.

Jarmo: "I have an idea!" (fervently looking up the second-most unhappy goalie in the NHL, but the book opens to a picture of Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen looking sad) "Aw nuts!"

Kids out here talking about hellebuyck when they should hella-buck the temptation of satan and turn to our lord and savior jesus christ.

Well maybe UPL will stop playing like he's got a sniper trained on him, who knows.

The name's Smonster. Frankenstein Smonster.

How do you draw the number 8? If you do anything other than #3, why??? Who hurt you?

Oh sorry, we’re a slop-free household

This trilogy is all over the place

Just invented steel you can stain

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

A blue & gold butter knives is the only alternate jersey I'm honestly looking forward to

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

Feed a cold Sweat a fever Arm wrestle a flu Leg kick a staph infection DDT a sore throat Cuddle the measles

Me (sick) taking the dog out to poop:

It sure is weird how I heard about all these super successful bloodless revolutions, and how all the violent revolutions weren't successful, from the same source! I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone