シェパード, Shepard

Not seeing the new Avengers movie until Professor X disavows the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

straight up frankin my sinatra

please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...

Pouring out my drink with this *AT the job interview.

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I'm Fuckard, but you can call me dick.

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭

See ya!

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

What gif pops up when you type your name?

First frame in a trailer for a Gilgamesh movie: THIS SUMER

You have been visited by the BEAN OF PROSPERITY. This powerful blessing will bring you GREAT FORTUNE

how it feels to fw an oomf who has completely different interests from you

Every Single Day Of Every Week Forever, Let's Fucking Go

Wow, sure is cool how everybody keeps quote skeeting that ai burrito photo that looks like a nest of spider eggs. I got to look at that disgusting thing dozens of times today.

@mayor.nyc.gov My job wasted weeks of time responding to an FDNY violation because the form we were mailed said to mail back the Certificate of Correction. But that's wrong, it's done online now. Can you please update the language on the stuff mailed out so people KNOW the correct thing to do?

UNBELIEVABLE! We’ve all heard the deep pocket theory…but now we’ve got confirmation.

[Comic ] From a couple of weeks back #comic #tech #sciencefiction #comedy #sketch

Pattinson looks great in this but respect is due for the role originator youtu.be/DEWwQFmfwws?...

First ever visit to a urologist: "Have you considered losing weight? That'll make your dick look bigger." That fucked me up for years.

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

Roguelike Deckbuilder

TIME THIEF FOR LIFE - dashare.zone ADMIN

2026

⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️

The Lion King is the best version of Hamlet I've ever seen.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

We shall see Shel by the sea shore

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

If having diarrhea is cool, I’m Miles Davis

When you say the word "poop" your mouth makes the same motions that your butthole does when you poop. The same is true for "explosive diarrhea".

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

This could be an all-timer rule of threes

Solutions to the grandfather paradox: 1) grandpa got cucked 2) you're adopted