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"Young mayor gets caught using police gym for pickup basketball" is the plot of a kids movie where the mayor is the hero

when burger king gets the new soil burger

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

The dragon will retrieve any goblins who accidentally fall into the cave. They are very gentle.

don't vote for me or my son ever again

I like the idea of coming up with new words and slang for sci-fi stories but inevitably I remember "choom" and it puts an end to that quickly

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

LMAO EAT SHIT BOLSONARO

Happy 1st anniversary to the comeback of the Bored Ape Yacht Club as a metaverse !

if you aren't cool with trans people I'm not gonna brake when I see you crossing the street. bare minimum position on this particular matter by the way

Why does ice cube state that it’s a part of his good day that “momma made a breakfast with no hog”. Why is that particularly good? Does he not like pork/bacon or what

Isaac has his first molar! He now has EIGHT teeth. He is growing his teeth at a glacial pace lol

Treat

this is the first time I've believed he might be seriously ill

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

important life update: i have paid my property taxes. THIS CONCLUDES THE IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE. RETURN TO YOUR DUTIES, CITIZEN

He just falls asleep like this and it’s like…I know.

Amazing story, also I'm sorry what

lol saw this on reddit earlier www.reddit.com/r/GeminiAI/c...

this is a thing

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Oh My fucking God

oh this one hurts man. fuck

some of you mfers have no media literacy

computers are now battlefields

oh? ai can't do anything, you say? check THIS out [destroys all beloved websites and software]

In case anybody needs social proof/thinks I'm exaggerating.

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death