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A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

Thickskull uplanders not able to thinksort Gobspeak. Gobbie brainfruits too juicy for uplanders. Too many lockrules for uplander words. Smallbrain thinking.

I need more CRTs. Like, solid base on Maslow's pyramid, I need at least three more.

This seems like a genuine fire hazard but it's the only way I have to Have A NAS right now

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

japanese adventure games, or JAVs as theyre often called

AI bros forgetting that we invented the alarm clock 240 years ago and you can get them for like 5 bucks Or just.... Free on the phone which he presumably has

All the world will be your friend, lvl 1 . of a Thousand friends. And if they patch you, they will kill you. But first they must patch you

Hrothgar enforce OSHA regulations

lvl 1 . #ffxiv #ff14

"you can't please everyone" is passive, an excuse, loaded with shame and regret. instead, be proactive in your work and aim to piss off at least 40% of its audience

There is ONE difference, and it's that now there is an entire industry built on monetizing zoomer/gen alpha memes at the first instance they appear We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours

forgive me father for I have blogged simulacrum.pika.page/posts/but-th...

🏙 12.11.2025 #va11halla

Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely

How many times can a toddler infect you with the same fucking thing If I ever start a country at least my bioweapons programme is sorted

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

The 30 minute window between taking painkillers and then starting to work should be made illegal

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Oh, the UK is getting rid of the right to jury trials. That's neat. Yay. Cool. Cool cool cool.

Forgoing sleep and staying up for 20 hours because I wanted a pizza and it didn't occur to me that I could sleep early and probably wake up before they close and just order one then What the hell is wrong with me. Why am I like this

He is now ✨️fresh and soft✨️ #ffxiv

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

man what the fuck am I supposed to browse with if they ruin firefox

im gonna get yelled at extremely badly for this one but i am right.

I hate when that happens

some old #moenuri doodles ehehe

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

Play Final Fantasy Tactics. Give Guns to your White Mages.

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

I still don't understand why Linux's progress bars for file copies are "to a buffer you don't know exists" rather than "to the actual place you're copying to" In what circumstance would a user care about the progress to the buffer and not to the actual destination. Come on.

you can tell that OpenGL is a better religion than Christianity, because OpenGL has a SuperBible, while Christianity only has a normal bible

What do you mean "again" Are you saying I have to upload ID every couple of months

just guess

old ysayle drawing #ffxiv

I was getting a solid 290 FPS until I installed Linux ;v;

I'm not familiar with most of the things discussed in this video that people have been upset about but agree with her response. Thinking the world should be trauma-proofed so you don't have to encounter anything shocking leads only to censorship.

Hey so you don’t need to test if the new version of the lying, plagiarism bot is better or worse than the old plagiarism bot they’re all bad

"How hard can this be?" I ask myself, full of hubris as I start a project having forgotten every single basic tenet of what I'm doing

www.pcgamer.com/hardware/bri... lmao

Finally doing the first Shadowbringers dungeon after farming tomestones and god. This music. This lore. Absolutely PEAK. Also I dunno if I'm just having bad RNG or not but Holy SEEMS to be doing less damage than usual when it's against a Sin Eater. That's a nice detail if it's deliberate.

What's going on with AM5 motherboards? Like... where are the PCIe slots? These things are supposed to have more PCIe lanes than AM4 did, but I can find boards with two PCIe slots at most. When I do find a board that has 3 x16 slots, the fine print says that all but one of them run at x1 speeds.

VICE pulls articles about the far right “feminist” group Collective Shout that demanded payment processors force Steam to censor its content