Estrogen Elf

Estrogen Elf

@elfstrogen.bsky.social

There, but for the grace of memes, go I

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I apologize to all the people I admire whom I keep living rent-free in my brain. That smooth, unwrinkled thing is an eternity slip-n-slide and youre just there screaming in eternal torment.

Thousands of years ago, wild feral trans women would be a savage prophetess, a priestess or a mystic. After thousands of years of domestication, many of them are now puppygirls.

The “meritocratic” idea of debate as a “democratic value” caused this but all it did was inevitably lead to “here we have a literal doctorate expert on healthcare and on the other side we have yersinia pestis. Both have things of value to say.”

Alex Says Stuff@alexsaysstuff.bsky.social

The fetishisation of "debate" as some sort of grand public good that everyone should do is so thoughtless and jarring to me because the more you actually do it the more it becomes apparent that genuinely constructive debate is actually a pretty niche thing.

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The fetishisation of "debate" as some sort of grand public good that everyone should do is so thoughtless and jarring to me because the more you actually do it the more it becomes apparent that genuinely constructive debate is actually a pretty niche thing.

I disavow all gringos and yes this includes the Canadians and the British. Singular exceptions made for John Brown, David Tennant, Gabe Newell and Heather Campbell, the artist behind the tf2 comics. The writers behind it too are exempt.

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Some people were making me mad on the internet so I wrote a blog post about it. On the different reasons for people have for being left wing and how people manage the psychological tensions of the fact that they come apart. sootyempiric.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...

sootyempiric.blogspot.comThe Poor, The Personal, and the ProletariatJust a short kvetch about something that I feel often causes confusion among online left wing people and where I feel we could do better if ...

Some lesbians get a blue subaru because it's cute and small but when they grow up into hulking military tanks, you find them abandoned all over FPS maps. Be responsible.

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2K art raffle!🎉 Thank you so much everyone! To celebrate, I'm running my first raffle! A randomly selected winner will get a colored sketch. 🌿Follow + repost 🌿Comment with your oc A Winner will be picked on October 19. Good luck!

Oh I didn’t know that to make an AO3 account you needed an invitation guess posting my 45k words WoW fanfic thingy is going to have to wait. I initially thought it was going to be a short story…

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If you’re wondering why I am randomly posting this it’s just that maybe not everyone understands data as well as they pretend they do. And the, Bluesky “get in the cages” Team, doesnt really seem to get it either.

Whatever they pay whoever voices Rem in Deadlock it’s not enough I mean in general whatever they pay voice actors isn’t enough but the Rem one deserves like the oscar's

Honestly this level of cartoonish villainy would be impossible to write into a character. If some evil child-eating lich turned to the camera and said “some uppity bitches *imagining* they could live in our society doesnt really mean shit” you’d accuse the writer of being a hack.

Marty Lederman@martylederman.bsky.social

Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests. Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade. Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."

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one strange feature of the human condition is that most people don't want teeth on their dick but you show somebody a mouth with all the teeth removed and they're actually less likely to want to put their dick in it

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She was a sightly broad with a Bulge straight out of Battle. I could smell it from here. Her voice was smoky and smooth like my favorite BLUE flavored GamerSupps. She was danger. The algo blessed me with a baddie on her girlboss arc.

'Are you the boy who solves problems?' she asked. That ringed a bell for me. I was subscribed to her channel immediately. 'Because I got a biiig problem and I need it...dealt with...'

Rain crashed down harder than a twink's Grindr notifications during CPAC. It did nothing to clean the filth off my thoughts. I was a hardened private dick with a hard dick yearning for some dick, but my ass and office were emptier than my White Monster.

I took a long, hard drag off my vape and turned off twitch. Not now, funny femboy, not now. My office's doorknob was shaking, and hopefully that would mean my backdoor would get knobbed. That's when THE DAME came in.

If your boss is a clown, your coworkers are doing monkey business, your pay is peanuts and no one acknowledges the elephant in the room, your workplace might be paid off by Big Tent

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If it turns out that the treasure at the end of the gender dungeon is "The self-acceptance you learned along the way!" I will kill everyone in my party and then myself

A week or like half a week ago i began to write a little fanfic and today as I finished the second to last chapter to the closure of the second act I made the mistake of checking the word count and page number 30k words. 69 pages. The editing is going to be a massacre.

It may be hard to imagine AI killing us all but you just have to remember boomers can be easily tricked into feeding it a mountain of GPUs weekly with the choppiest videos of Trump or Charlie Brown asking them to do it

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about 50% of sea shanties are about "my woman begged me to not go to sea" the next 50% are "god i love fucking strange women in random ports and i love the ocean in a fucking kind of way and it's going to kill me very soon"

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[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newsss Rowling: tell the dark lord of your accomplishmentsss Graham Linehan: i have something to report Linehan: they put it in the newspaper that i got mad! Rowling: who put in in the newsspaper? Linehan: i did!

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Just staring at the Princeton chair of applied statistics utterly nonplussed, as they apparently deny that being an elf causes a change in your dexterity?

Estrogen Elf@elfstrogen.bsky.social

If I were in your position I woulda been unable to write something like that without adding at the end “I did all my part imagining I was talking about fantasy/sci-fi races btw”

If this sort of stuff interests you there is also the work of Diana and Milton Lieberman in a tropical forest region in the same country

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Updated commission info for autumn! ✦ Symmetrical Art (lower prices)
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✦ YCH - new slots coming soon!
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✦ Test slots for my new commission option - info coming soon! Info/slots/queue - link in bio & thread