Eli The Cat

Eli The Cat

@elithefat.bsky.social

I liv wiv mumm and Joels. I liketoo eet. I liketoo rede abowt waht mine frends am doinge. Prowd memmbor ov #Hedgewatch an #Plundercats. I amnot fatte I am bigbones.

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Donations to the farm can take form in many ways. We want to give a big thank you to some groups for some this weekend! @switchel_bluegrass raised funds for the farm, and on Sunday we welcomed the St. Michael's tennis team to help out with some building and maintenance projects. Thank you everyone!

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Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday Love yourself a little extra right now. You're balancing so much, handling things no one sees, and doing your best. And please remember, even on the days when your best feels like very little, it is still enough.

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Big thanks to @elithefat.bsky.social for this parody of Love in an Elevator by Aerosmith. I've never mastered the cat language, but Eli nailed it!! Pic of Jake. Namaste! 🎶Lovin tha raydiaytor, lovin itt warme wehn itis coolin downe, lovin tha raydiaytor, lovin itt frum tha windoe too tha grownd 🎶

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Night night sweet dreamies Never feel you have to hide the hurt you carry Your feelings are not a weakness, nor are they something to be ashamed of They are simply part of being human, and even on your hardest days, you are no less worthy of love, kindness and understanding.

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Good morning and welcome to marvellous marmalade Monday Sometimes in life, you just need a hug. No words, no advice, just a hug to make you feel better. Sending a big warm fuzzy hug to all who may need one today 🧡 🐈

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Night night sweet dreamies One day, the moments we barely noticed will become the memories we hold closest. A voice, a laugh, a love we thought would last forever. Life whispers no warning when something becomes a last time. So cherish the little things. They are everything.

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Welcome to our new followers! We are a 501c3 GFAS accredited sanctuary in Vermont, and also an approved EQUUS Foundation guardian. We have 18 horses and 5 donkeys in our care, all saved from abuse, neglect, or hard working conditions. Check out our website to learn mire about our equine residents

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I's da bestest Can yoo see?? Da mama's better Fanks to me! She ses I good I gibbed her kure Wif all my cuddles And my purr #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesFiggyHalpedToo #ButIHalpedMor #IStayWifMamaAllDaTime #FiggyLeebToPlay #IOnlyLeebForSnaksAndPeesAndPoopysAndToWessleFiggy

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Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day Stop worrying about what could be and take a moment to appreciate what is. Not every question needs an answer, nor every moment a plan. Sometimes, happiness is simply enjoying today instead of worrying about tomorrow

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Info needed in Phoenix!

ashleymorrison.bsky.social@ashleymorrison.bsky.social

Hey I tried to DM but it’s turned off. Do you know any spay/neuter release providers in the Phoenix area? We have a mamma cat that lives under our house we really need spayed but haven’t found any legit resources. Thanks!

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Erica says THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU so much. (anything Bluesky doesn't donate I'll cover, but shhhhhh)

Veronica@veronicaf.bsky.social

Let's fund a spay abort! I'm going to use some of the desexing money you lovely people have donated and help out a friend. This girl was in a very similar situation to Robin, and after probably getting pregnant again, they told my friend Erica to "FINE, just take her."

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Mama's hed, it still gots hurts Besides her ware I stay Figgy comes for cuddles But den he runs off to play He sings a song, he climes da wall He looks down ware we west Den da Figgy has a calm And purrs on mama's chest #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #SillyFiggySuchABaby

Ime iss multytaksin todaye, doin mine #hedgewatch an allso keepin Huitty entortayned. Ime havnot seene tha jackdore ganng todaye butt tha magenpye mobb wass struttin abowt onn tha cherch roofv. Chiggen wass sitton tha wyre ovber tha busstop, hims thort abowt poopin onn sumwuns hed butt didnot 😼😼

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Good morning & welcome to #Caturday You don’t have to have everything figured out today. Sometimes it’s enough to turn up, be yourself and make somebody smile And if all else fails, find a sunny spot and look important What’s one little thing that would make you smile today

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Night night sweet dreamies You might not have changed the world today, but perhaps you made someone smile, listened when they needed a friend, or showed a little kindness without giving it a second thought. Sometimes that's how the world changes.

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Com on frends, Onix iz in 23rd plase currentlee. We can booste her upp if yuo vowte. Itt free an eezee tuo caste a vowte. Onix iz sutch a nise kitteh! 🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

OnyxCleftKitty@onyxcleftkitty.bsky.social

Please vote for my pet in the Top Pets competition 🤩 toppets.com/v/dwbx7v Please keep voting!!! Onyx is still in the running!! Thank you all so much!!!

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Good morning and welcome to Fish For Tea Friday A smile can offer comfort without a word, kindness without a reason, and a little light on even the darkest of days. So never underestimate the difference yours might make. Share a smile 🧡

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It is with considerable regret that I must inform my loyal followers that the Treato Cabinet has been temporarily CLOSED due to persistent misuse. Apparently, visiting it 47 times before teatime, helping myself to the contents and then reporting it empty constitutes “misuse”.

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Night night sweet dreamies We all have our doubts our insecurities and those little things that unsettle us But remember, they are only small parts of your story not the whole of who you are Never let the things you struggle with make you forget all the wonderful things you are

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So far we’ve raised $400 for Friends of Bear rescue! I’ve sent it their way. All money raised from calendar sales will continue to be donated! #ThankfulThursday

SaMindy@samindy4.bsky.social

The Cats of Social Media calendars are a go!!! All money raised will be donated to the Friends of Bear cat rescue organization! @friendsofbear.bsky.social www.etsy.com/listing/4578...

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Mama keeps getting hurty hed And I not noes why I not likes dis at all! I twies to halp her I cuddles and purrs I makes shur Figgy good Sumtimes she better But den it comes bak Mygwains be bad I not shur wat to do #HurtyHed #Mygwain #NotFair

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Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday I’ve never understood why some people think kindness is a weakness. From where I sit, i see that it takes a rather wonderful sort of strength to remain gentle in a world that isn’t always gentle in return Be kind 🧡

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Night night sweet dreamies Some people make the world feel a little softer just by being in it. They may never realise how much their presence means, or how often they’re thought of with affection. If someone came to mind just now, perhaps you should tell them.

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I tells mama Dere be poopy on da flor She asks ware? I ses ober dere I takes her to da poopy It bery big and soft I sits all cute by poopy I twikked mama good! Mama laffs and pats my hed She ses I silly Dat poopy be pillo It not be weal She not has seed Da poopy by klozet

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Apparently, I’ve been accused of nodding off whilst on Meet & Greet duties! For the record, I was NOT asleep. I was conducting a very important inspection of the inside of my eyelids. It’s called multitasking. Honestly, the accusations I have to put up with!

Thiss liddol kitdten callered Eli, laik mee! Hims neede an sponsored cann ennywun halp?

Vietnam Cat Welfare@vietnamcatwelfare.org

Surprisingly, Eli still doesn’t have a sponsor. Help us care for sweet Eli by becoming his sponsor today: vncw.org/support #RescueCat #CatsOfBluesky #CatShelter #CatLover

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Do you know that feeling when you should exercise, but you’re too lazy? 😴 Eli gets it. To him, the cat wheel is strictly meant for long, cozy naps! When Eli arrived, he had a severely injured tail that required amputation. Today, he’s fully healed, thriving, and turned into a chunky cuddler.

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Guyse. Ime thenk mine mom an littol bidt ofsessed wif me. Luk wat she pudt on hers feets. 🙀 She saye “dis yu, Jasper, becaws yu all weys judjink me.” Weale ime nodt shure wat to saye bowt dat. Mebbe thenk befoar yu do stuffs, mom. #cats #catsofbluesky

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(It’s looking like the redbubble store will make the payout threshold this cycle! The whole payout is going to @vietnamcatwelfare.org they run a fantastic charity/cat shelter. If you want to make that donation bigger and want some merch go to our redbubble store and make any purchase. Link in bio!)

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It be nite We be asleep Wen zombee came To clime and kweep Dey tossed da plants Onto da flor Den kwikly ran Stwate out of da dor Mama came And saw da mess She tolded us To come confess But none of us Had maked it fall And mama not Beleeb at all #CheddarPoetry #BadBadZombees