✨Fueled by spite (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧✨

the children yearn for supermarket sweep

Having a uterus is such a fucking curse. Free me from this flesh prison 🫠

Turning to BlueSky to find a home for 9-month-old kitty, "Shoes", Baltimore/DC area. His rescuers would love to keep him but they and their toddler are all violently allergic; not even meds and air purifiers are helping. But they love Shoes and want him to find a good home. Deets: (1/5)

Your Harry Potter dollars funded this.

Albania's corrupt government secretly sold a popular nature preserve to Jared Kushner to be bulldozed for an exclusive resort, and Albanians responded by burning everything to the ground.

I want chocolate covered coffee beans. And trans rights.

The Midterms

Many of us knew this from the start, yet you motherfuckers in the corporate media insisted on treating it as an existential crisis for the league bc it was doing numbers on the Nazi site that you still treat as the town square

What Cage has done for literally the past decade is exactly this, he finds a weird eccentric script by a first time filmmaker, signs on, his name brings in clout, he makes the film, and sometimes it's not very good. But it's still artistic as hell. This is why I *love* Cage.

Good morning

I have very vague memories of one of these in the little mall near my grandfather's house growing up. I don't think I ever used it, because 'we had cartoons at home', but I remember always staring at it when we would pass it

I feel this so deeply 🫠 My 16 1/2 year old man is on kitty hospice right now. Enjoying every day we can with him and waiting for him to let us know when he's ready...

I'm taken by this image of Bally Bagayoko, Mayor of Saint-Denis. A physically small man putting himself between protesters and cops, while someone behind him has his back.

As someone who got their ears modified to be pointed, it feels wrong to be down on other peoples body modifications, but damn if I don't have some real icky feelings about seeing so many of my friends with beautiful, unique faces slowly morph into the uncanny SameFace™ as we're hitting middle age

Damn I should have been there

Surgeon is paid, labs and exams approved! Found a dog sitter. Two weeks left before we leave for Philly! Home stretch, finally can relax just have to survive pre surgery diet then clear diet day before. Last, please share the page and donate if you can! gofund.me/be1aabd12 #surgery #gofundme

sometimes you are reaching out to pet the cat but then the cat reaches back and gives you some pats in return and its a real moment

Poppin pills in the parking lot before the drum and bass show (it's ibuprofen)

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

Got to see Deltron 3030 tonight. Fantastic show, Del is amazing live, didn't miss a breath the whole show. Grateful to have gotten out of the house for a fun night 💞

The dark secret behind the internet is we had a better, more vibrant web back when everything was HTML and the average site was stuff like 1000 misspent hours or whatever and was just some weirdo's personal mind palace to update in between shifts at wendy's

I can't find out, I'm not done fucking around yet.

He thiccc

This stupid Pikachu card just healed what was wrong with me

Crying because I missed the top merch tier 🥲

I can't explain it but sunshine in winter is Diet Sun

i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"

Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate

I want to try one of these so bad aaahhhh

I NEED SOMEONE WITH ACCESS TO HELP ME GET THESE

Trans kids are an easy target because they sit at the intersection of two groups the right is hell-bent on denying basic human rights: trans people, and children.

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.