Elle

Elle

@elle7.bsky.social

Nature, beauty, humor, and sadly, politics.

213 followers162 following93 posts

Ha! 🤣 💯

Matt Oswalt@mattoswaltva.bsky.social

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

If true, so nice.

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social

I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.

Anyone still trying to paint him as a fatherly figure?

Ashton Pittman@ashtonpittman.bsky.social

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

These must be the last days of the IVth Reich. Between his comments about the murder of the Reiners and this, you can see the precipitation. The end is near, and I don't mean this in a rapture kind of way. 🤯

Tea Pain@teapainusa.bsky.social

He sounds exactly like what he is: a madman.

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There’s also a zero percent chance the real number is 3 trillion

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.

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What happened here in California tonight is a victory for the people of this country. Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring. His attempts to silence you are backfiring. His entire presidency is backfiring.

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The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

And don't think for a minute he's not gonna use it.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm allowed as you know as president, like 50% of the presidents have used the Insurrection Act. Everybody agrees you're allowed to use that and there is no more court cases, there is no more anything. We're trying to do it in a nicer manner, but we can always use the Insurrection Act."

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Replying to @sfchronicle.com

Protesters formed a human banner Saturday morning at S.F.'s Ocean Beach, spelling out “NO KINGS” and “YES ON 50,” encouraging the passage of a measure on the November ballot to redraw California’s congressional districts in response to Texas’ GOP-focused remapping. 📸: Laure Andrillon / AFP

Yes please, let us go. We won't even cackle when you do.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com

Tomi Lahren just posted on the other place that the federal government should “let California go” and that California should get “not one dime.” Where does she think the federal government gets most of its dimes?

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“Voters didn’t turn out for Democrats last November - not because they don’t want us to fight for our values, but because they think we don’t want to fight for our values. We need to knock off the rust of poll-tested language, decades of stale decorum. It’s obscured our better instincts.” - Pritzker

Pritzker rocks.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com

“Voters didn’t turn out for Democrats last November - not because they don’t want us to fight for our values, but because they think we don’t want to fight for our values. We need to knock off the rust of poll-tested language, decades of stale decorum. It’s obscured our better instincts.” - Pritzker

This is so appalling. I don't know what to do about it except amplify, repost, tell everybody I know about it.

Joyce White Vance@joycewhitevance.bsky.social

Americans are entitled to and should demand better than this from the President of the United States.

Worth noting.

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

The origin story of Bari Weiss and The Free Press is that they were fighting for free speech, but the real origin story is that as a student she tried to get Middle Eastern professors fired. They are a snitch organization for the Trump regime.

Oh dear... 😂

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social

Tesla is recalling nearly every Cybertruck in the United States due to the risk of the exterior panels flying off and hitting other cars on the road. This comes as Tesla’s stock continues to plunge.

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Chilling report from Brown University. Administration advises all foreign students, staff, and faculty to postpone or reconsider (ie cancel) international travel, due to federal government's crackdown on universities. Brown also warns against *domestic travel* -since it's unclear what ICE will do.

browndailyherald.comBrown University advises all international community members to postpone, reconsider travelOne week before spring break, Brown advised international community members, including green card holders and permanent residents, to postpone international travel in a campus-wide email sent on Sunda...

Sweet Jesus…

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social

Authorities in Santa Fe are now labeling the deaths of Gene Hackman and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, as suspicious. There is no evidence of carbon monoxide poisoning.

I don't know if any of you are watching Hakeem Jefferies on Rachel Maddow right now, but he is absolutely washing down the evidence, laundering the questions through an endless run around. No good. He's so in love with himself. He needs to go.

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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

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Social Security & Medicare are not safe. Our savings are not safe. Flying is not safe. When you can die of a miscarriage, and 1 out of 5 pregnancies miscarry... pregnancy is not safe. America is not safe without NATO. Russia & China are thrilled. We may never regain the trust of the free world.

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Garcia: "I find it ironic that our chairman, Rep. Greene, is in charge of running this committee. In the last Congress, Chairwoman Greene literally showed a dick pic in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd bring one as well. This, of course, is President Elon Musk ... "

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There’s an immigrant taking people’s jobs… his name is Elon Musk. He’s snatching farms, government jobs (even those in which they manage our national security), and definitely those whose jobs are to root out fraud (inspector generals),

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Translation from Legalese: Your Honor, we have no idea WTF Elon is doing. Respectfully, The United States Department of Justice

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social

BREAKING: DOJ refuses to provide Judge Chutkan with any numbers regarding last Friday's firings. DOJ also refuses to make any commitment regarding what "personnel actions" the seven agencies at issue — OPM, Education, Labor, HHS, Energy, Transportation, Commerce — might take in the next two weeks.

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The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes. The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds. This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen