Steve O'Behave

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I can't believe that shirt wasn't the topic of the conversation!

Donald J. Trump is literally the Deep State, and all the world’s richest billionaire paying him bribes are literally The Elites. That’s it. No other cabal is deeper or more elite… It’s them. 😎✨

BREAKING: Trump announced a new White House press secretary.

Barack Obama just delivered a blistering rebuke of Trump's actions against Ilhan Omar. This is worth reading in full.

When people write "LOLOLOL" on a post, do they mean Laughed Out Laughed Out Laughed Out Loud, or Laughed Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud?

But... I still turn up to my medical appointments when I'M sick...

The Beatles: "Come together..." Me: Yeah. All of us together. The Beatles: "Right now..." Me: Now, yep, don't delay! The Beatles: "Over me." Me: Excuse me?

Wake up babe, a new react meme just dropped! #TheCelebrityTraitors

Is it safe to convict someone for causing multiple deaths by venous air embolism (VAE) when there is no evidence any death was caused by VAE?

This was a two act play by the Russians. It’s both a tragedy and a comedy.

ALL coverage of him should be like this. youtube.com/shorts/1r52s...

Tiny Danny Tommo arrested as Reform drop in the polls. Is this the beginning of the end for the far right? Here's fucking hoping! Join me at 9pm, my FELLOW PATRIOTS and I'll do my best to unpack it all! 🇬🇧 youtube.com/live/398f5DV...

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

If the UK MOD were to build an administration building for defence purposes they should call it the Hexagon, because it's one better than a Pentagon and that would show America who's boss.

Here's an update to the daily color-stripes for the Nino 3.4 region sea-surface temperature anomaly. The color scale ends at an anomaly of 3.0°C. We are at 2.94°C now. Yikes!

Is Government Ownership Of Huge Companies Communism? The President Suppressed Journalists. Is that Communism? The President attacked people who criticize him. Is that Communism?

Andy Burnham: now you've seen the sort of throwaway money that billionaires can casually give Reform - tax the fuck out of these cunts.

Dublin protesters greeted Trump’s visit with an inflatable Netanyahu appearing to have his way with him.

[The Beatles in 2026] Woke up, fell out of bed, checked my phone to see if he’s dead

If this doesn't convince you that Reform are corrupt as fuck and that billionaires are pulling the strings then nothing will...

Wafer thin ham = roll your own sausages

Ban the Burqa!

"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..."

A Turkish drone invaded Greek airspace just to draw a penis

Let me get this right: if you're a retired vicar and peacefully hold up a sign opposing genocide, you're a terrorist. But if 1200 morons put on balaclavas and close half of Dover to stop people *escaping* genocide, police "constructively engage." Is that it? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Just did a fart so noxious and repellent it was invited to be a guest speaker at the Reform UK conference.

There's about 8000 kcal in a pint of petrol, but only about 300 kcal in a pint of beer. So beer's pretty much a diet drink when you put it in context...

Waiter: Do you have any allergies? Me: Yes. I'm allergic to cats. Waiter: No. Do you have any *food* allergies? Me: Yes. I'm. Allergic. To. Cats...

It's a Bank Holiday. Remember when Bluesky used to be shut on Sundays and Bank Holidays, only open from 9 to 5, and had early closing on a Wednesday? Kids today don't appreciate that...

"Private water companies won’t stop trying to deceive the British public😡😡😡 It's PLAIN FALSE to say investment in our water infrastructure will come from private investors NO, it will come from the increases to YOUR water bills over the next 5 years. WE ARE THE REAL INVESTORS" via We Own It

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

If you MUST message me about a national emergency DON’T SAY I “should not undertake any activity that could start a fire” SAY “do not do anything that could start a fire” You’re not drafting legislation, you’re talking to people many of whom have a reading age of 6.

Bin Day cometh.

If Nigel Farage loses Clacton to a bin his career ends and Reform implodes. A vote for Count Binface is a vote to end Trumpism in the UK. So Clacton vote @countbinface.bsky.social tomorrow!

Mitch McConnell is going home to spend more time being dead with his family.

Day 52 of my being convinced that RFK Jr. has eaten Mitch McConnell.

Mitch McConnell may be dead, but he isn't truly gone until a group of ragtag adventurers travel into the dungeons under the White House and find his phylactory