Euphemister!

We are now at the point where Trump is comparing the asses of Jon Husted and Nicki Minaj.

Vote Jerri Green and help end Marsha’s political career so she can stay focused on other people’s genitals

Imagine being the most unlikeable, unpleasant and creepy politician from a state that has jd vance!

Good thing Amy Acton's rapist stepfather is dead because he'd be speaking at the next trump rally in Ohio.

Team Paxton appears to have sent out fake mailers to Texas voters impersonating a trans student group and claiming to want to help kids secretly transition. The actual group said they had nothing to do with it, despite the mailers copying their aesthetic, and the address traces to a random UPS box.

Fair Q

hegseth: No beardos, weirdos or fatties. Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian.

We are paying CNN and MS NOW to run ads for Donald Trump right before the midterms. You and I are paying for them. And CNN and MS NOW are taking the cash while their hosts and guests say the scheme is illegal. That is the current state of corporate media in America.

"Gentlemen, our 29% approval rating is too high. Let's start take away people's health care."

This proves that she knows tariffs hurt American businesses and she wants all American businesses to be hurt except the ones in Alabama who can donate money to her.

The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this

Polar opposites in every way possible.

This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."

www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/bf6b095...

FACT CHECK: TRUE This has got to be one of the all-time greatest failures of elected officials to do the SIMPLEST thing possible. If only there were a Governor / Senator / Literally fucking ANYONE to confirm whether he's worm food right now.

The Trump agenda is working

Again: Republicans never really cared about the debt. They just want to make sure we send the money to their donors, not the working class.

2/ In other words, the last time Democrats had any role in Florida state government was back when Donalds was getting arrested as a drug dealer and pleading no contest to felony larceny. www.notus.org/congress/byr...

(pausing as I nail up the Ten Commandments in a classroom) "They shouldn't be forcing their religion on schoolchildren!"

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

Why are they signing a map?

It’s a Fair Question….. “Why is it that it takes 900 years and 5000 impact studies to build high speed rail but a 5 minute city council meeting is all it takes to approve a massive data center?”

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Taylor Farms' parent company has given $2.2M to GOP PACs this election cycle. That includes $1M to Trump's own PAC, just 6 days after the FDA delayed new food tracing requirements last year. Money in politics is sickening.

"Oh, so it's illegal to own a home now? Is that what the libs are saying?"

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

PSA: The “SOciALiStS!” Fox will spend all day trying to scare you about today just want you to have health care and roads and think we should stop bombing kids and trillionaires and billionaires can chip in more so kids don’t go hungry The ones screeching are the real radicals

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

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The same donald trump who threatened "years in jail" for people who touch the peeling paint in the Reflecting pool pardoned 1500 people who destroyed the Capitol on Jan. 6.

Renfield Admits Count Dracula Can Be "Kind Of A Lot"

I honestly thought “Screw Worm” was the street name of RFK JR’s brain bride. Huh.

the release-the-Epstein-files president hides the files the no war president does war the end-inflation president spikes inflation the fix-the-economy president destroys the economy interesting trend...

Can’t be repeated enough…

Maybe a bad sign that the acting Attorney General of the United States declares that he doesn't want to create any evidence of what he is up to . . .

I mean, I guess.

1. Lead Left, a super PAC created on 4/24, purports to stand "against MAGA extremists." It has spent $3M+ in Democratic primaries. But it's funders and motivations have been secret. Until now. It's a GOP dirty tricks operation. 🧵

Every American should be disgusted by this.

Day of Rage: How Trump Supporters Took the U.S. Capitol A six-month Times investigation has synchronized and mapped out thousands of videos and police radio communications from the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, providing the most complete picture to date of what happened — and why. June 30, 2021

So a comedian's jokes should be taken seriously while trump's outrageous comments should be taken as 'jokes'???

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

They have more money than they could spend in 100 lifetimes and they're still terrified of losing any of it. This is scared loser shit. It's pathetic. I just ordered takeout that will cost me more of my net worth than any tax would cost these fuckers. That makes me braver than all of them combined.

Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators.

Let's sum up Trump's tariffs. 1) They were illegal and also corrupt and arbitrary. 2) They did real damage to economy, esp farmers, small business. 3) Lutnick cheerled them while his spawn prepared to $$. 4) Corps (& some small businesses) finally getting refunds. 5) Consumers will get squat.

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳