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We hate being the bearers of bad news, but that giant asteroid couldn’t come any quicker.

Christ on a bike! Just got my bill from #ThamesWater. They're putting my monthly bill up from £29 to £68! How is that kind of inflation allowed to happen? #ThievingShareholders It's not like I'm allowed to even use my water that much, as we've been on and will continue to stay on a hosepipe ban.

Morning Kittens🤪 Cat Chat - SOUND UP

Someday I'll properly start my "Cats of Cotillo" portfolio, using a good camera. Not this year though. Here are some holiday cuties anyway.

Someone whisper in Trump's ear that Super Intelligence should be renamed again to Super High Intelligent Technology. I want to watch all the tech bro marketing departments burn through budgets for SHIT.

@1hideki.bsky.social Has anyone already reserved that vase? If not, you should let me know the price.

Available soon…

Happy #caturday

Wow, Netflix has imposed a 33% increase on the monthly sub, which was already on the cheap ad tier. Cancelled it as we rarely use it. We've taken to watching DVDs on TV nights anyway. We get a good film for £1 at a charity shop the week before and don't end up wasting time searching through dross.

I told you next week's Hookland talk at @treadwells-books.bsky.social came with stickers ...

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you gotta buy my pots cause actually they may one day grow to be Emrakul The Promised End and destroy all of humanity thats how powerful and important they are. Every time i throw a pot i am tempting eldritch power. Invest now in pots

Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again

I see the 4 months of Christmas has officially started. That’ll teach me for looking in Home Bargains…

How long before we can expect the Atlantic to be renamed to the American Ocean then?

FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/

Google VS Lake Ontario www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...

As a middle-aged person I probably still have a lot to offer society BUT I DON’T SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO

Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.

You think you're cool, but you will never be this cool

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)

If you ever have imposter syndrome about your writing skills just remember someone wrote “Somehow, Palpatine returned” for the last instalment of major film franchise and they went with it.

I see summer has officially arrived. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

At least something in this house is happy about this incessant hot weather…

If the cat is not prepared to use her new cooling pad, I think I will tonight. 27°C is not a temperature for sleeping.

show me a picture (of yourself) that captures your essence

I've opened all the windows and the temperature has gone up in all rooms within 10 minutes. Ridiculous. There'll be no sleep tonight.

Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!

Well this sucks. Turns out that almost every track that I released was used to train AI without my permission. They were ripped from YouTube along with 12 million other works. How long are we going to allow this theft as a society?

@salomekjones.bsky.social Looks like they got Cthulhu Lives!, but not RPB.

meet a thousand babies and only four of them will be suckers! this is good news for anyone whose life has - perhaps through no fault of their own - brought them to circumstances in which they must now absolutely meet one thousand babies qwantz.com/index.php?co...

The AI Race! www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...

Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.

British cuisine, best in the world..

The cost of AI. www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...

It's not going to make any difference to the polls if Labour replace Keir Starmer. The billionaire-owned papers and social media sites will just rip his replacement apart and present their reasons for them failing the voters. People want quick, positive change, but it's going to take years to fix.

You just know this would have been a banging album with that as the cover.

Cat mosaic. Belfast Castle, Belfast This cat mosaic is one of 9 different versions of cats to feature in the castle garden. #MosaicMonday

I'm supposed to be getting up tomorrow at 03:30am and it's not even for a holiday. 😭