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Do you ever worry that the Wall Street Journal editors are TOO smart?

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

Perfect. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

He saved a lot of money.

Jared’s father, Charles Kushner, pleaded guilty to 18 counts of tax evasion and witness tampering. He hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, videotaped it, and mailed the tape to his sister. Trump pardoned him and made him Ambassador to France and Monaco. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...

The “once great” state of Minnesota is now full of Somali immigrants… like this one. www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/2...

Elon Musk is single-handedly funding the Ken Paxton campaign:

Everyone's a critic futurism.com/artificial-i...

I know Trump cancelled the live execution but PLEASE tell me The Purge is still scheduled for April!

This makes sense because Trump definitely has this detailed understanding of the Starlink technology.

It’s good that a private U.S. citizen has direct influence on global conflicts, and can circumvent the government and military on a whim, right?

Smart. Insurers hate customers who never make claims.

One of the key tenets of the Republican party is "poor people have it too good."

a strong man a powerful man a man with tears in his eyes -- he came to me and said "sir, we have never seen beef prices this high before sir, thank you sir for raising the beef prices sir"

The only thing more inconceivable than a Matchbox movie is that there isn’t a competing Hot Wheels movie.

“WE’RE MAKING IT UP,” REVEALS FRENCH-SPEAKING INSIDER Major Romance Language “Just Vibes”

Bless this LEGO designer in particular.

Again. Impeach him.

Everyone lay off Pete Hegseth. If he wants to surround himself with smooth-shaven, muscular, high-T men, that is his right as an American!

Universities are definitely where wage theft is most rampant. Moron town.

EveryLibrary strongly supports the resolution introduced by Representative Jamie Raskin and Senator Brian Schatz defending the freedom to read, write, learn, and access information without government censorship. Via @everylibrary.bsky.social www.everylibrary.org/bannedresolu...

@ethaniversonpiano.bsky.social Great show tonight! So fun!

#priorities

Remember: Vote early, vote often!

Great use of taxpayer dollars.

Hegseth is such a loser.

Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”

Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.

World’s Most Punchable Face Coming Ever Closer to Being Punched

How does someone sleep standing up?

I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.

i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago https://theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-our-bestselling-love-seat-says-1819580016/

So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit. And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.

Shocked that Trump refrained from taking off his shoe and banging it on the podium.

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Super Intelligence: "There are 4 Ks in the word 'strawberry.'"

Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT

Next president should add their name to everything with Trump’s name on it.

Rep. Ashley Hinson, R-Iowa, who's running for Senate, says the Iran war "needs to be brought to a successful and immediate end." A messaging pivot: Hinson voted NO six times on House resolutions directing Trump to end the Iran war — including as recently as last week.

Quick reminder that he has a trans child. Complete piece of shit.