Huge Salamander

You called the cops on a 3 year old black kid because he outdid your own kids, my god man, no wonder we’re unhealthily fascinated about “what if this person in this sport is taking E or T”

Trump: "Can you imagine standing here 15 years ago and talking about the transgender mutilization? Everybody would say 'this politician is crazy'"

“uwu passive income” seekers btfo

You should watch Titanium Daydream.

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

I think people intuitively understand that democratic candidates tossing trans kids to the wolves is not only morally repugnant but also politically ineffective, otherwise they wouldn't freak out every time someone said they weren't voting for a democrat who did this

There’s no discussion of potential penalties in this article, but if people don’t go to jail for flagrant illegality like this, it will keep happening. For companies like Google, fines are just another cost of doing business. Something to toss on the balance sheet and weigh against profits.

we have to pack the courts hard enough that they’ll find a rationale to rule this shit invalid

HERE JUST FUCKING DO THIS IT IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

Republicans continue to make socialism sound cool

Again: Why does Musk have operational control over any *military grade* version of anything. That’s not how DOD contracts work.

No, but really. If I have to keep hearing “do you denounce Hasan Piker,” somebody should walk up to J.D. Vance and start asking him about “I don’t think the human race should survive,” Peter Thiel, and “Hitler didn’t do enough,” Curtis Yarvin.

My candidate told me they needed more donations, so I asked what they're doing with the money and they said they hire more fundraisers, so I said it sounds like your just feeding funds into fundraising instead of your campaign and their chief of staff started crying.

We're changing our luggage combination rn for no reason -Tech

Tom Tiffany's Zuckerbucks conspiracy made him look ridiculous

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Survivor going back to 3 tribes really sucked away my interest for the season until the merge. There isn't any point of following any intrigue since it just boils down to where the majority alliance is

Is it rude to eat clones of your friends around them?

It isn't a coincidence that all the people saying "France is being invaded by muslims" happen to be zionists.

Micros trapped within the sweltering confines of latex. A mountainous cock desperate for release throbs from the added stimulation. The sub the micros are trapped against obediently huffs their master's crotch knowing they could end up in a far worse state than those micros.

I caught a cold. This sucks

public transport is perfect for dildos and their interior is a preheated fucktoy. Just takes a bit of effort for the lube to get working.

You would look really cute putting your tongue between my toes

Nanos are most convenient to deal with in the following forms: In nano habitats As a powder In liquid

Body count means something very different for macros

Wait... did my struggles with the USFWS website yesterday have to do with the PHP problems?

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Just been such a revolution in my worldview to realise that people like Musk actually believe this, this isn't just the nonsense they feed the rubes so they can do coldly rational mercantile calculations in smokey rooms among themselves. No. It's rubes all the way down, they're that stupid.

I once again must save family from strange religious/political rabbit holes created by AI agents for somebody. Other than the topic it was the same case: Interesting video they wanted to discuss further, look up video only to find another video that is identical but featuring someone else talking

As much as I dislike vanguardism, a lot of people are really fucking stupid and will be convinced do do things against their interests via social media. I hate that actual substantial discussion of what to do is increasingly impossible

Hundred foot wide urethra and the newly arrived nanos that still have no clue where they are

Holy shit. (From talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1560842)

Why is the USFWS website so slow today?

The leaders of the cockroach janta party must be freed.