ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜

Hello darlings~ Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~ Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session

fun fact: idk why but my sweat smells like gyro meat it makes my husband crave gyros

Thinking about this as an old game that used to run fine is now consistently crashing, presumably because every other llm-bloated program or service is strangling it to death by taking twice as much RAM as necessary

I think the funniest part of the my little pony worldbuilding is that in the middle of this land of villages and castles and stuff there's just new york

do you think and viltrumites/kyptonians ever developed superpowers like, obviously they're born with them but did any of them like, gain non-viltrumite/kyptonian powers along the way

Bluesky has four kinds of users

"oooh I'm gonna forcefemme you with my big estrogen needle!!!!" bitch you need a tblocker too are you fucking stupid

When trans creators are subtle, people dismiss the trans subtext as “headcanon.” When trans creators are loud and proud, people call it “obnoxious” and “cringe.” They just don’t want us to be represented in media at all. Because they don’t want us to exist at all.

I bet you'll sound wonderful moaning my name~

turn based combat is fun when you don't have a loser in your ear telling you it's boring

Lure the Light Altmer to Cloud Ruler Temple with their revered scorched burrito

when a mf has not yet seen Nonbinary Gxrfield……….🙄

sitting you on the bed because we're gonna fuck in the cuck chair

"nintendo, hire this man" "he's a stripper" "yeah? And? You don't want your personal office stripper?"

Except for the bank bailouts, the auto bailouts, not prosecuting the Bush Administrations various crimes, expanding Bush's warfare programs, extrajudicially killing US citiziens with drones, lying about the age of kids killed by drones, fake drinking a glass of water to pretend flint's water was cle

guy who bombed civilians relentlessly, supports slavery, and turned on black people during the protests, thinks we should rediscover our moral compass

I appreciate your dedication to being kissable

popping your head off so you can watch me fucking your body from the cuck chair

hoofjobs 💜 ...hospital

if anyone wants a recommendation on a great adult anime: Dorohedoro is genuinely my favorite anime

thinking about how I keep having to explain people that the fact anime often features violence and gore does not mean it is not for kids, and in fact most of it is for kids, and a huge part of its success in the West is because it is the only kids' media that does this stuff

your new dayjob is sniffing girl nuts

noncon your "owner" today

getting rid of people's useless big cocks and replacing them with powerful 3 inch breeder cocks

guy who exclusively jacks off to wikipedia

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look at her

the mirror in question:

hearing people say the steel ball run anime looks bad makes me wonder if they expect the entire show to be animated on 1s or something

look at her

So it's just like every other war movie ever committed to celluloid.

Corollary to "everything's a conspiracy when you don't know how shit works", "everything's an original idea when you have no taste"

Testing his limits.

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'