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Trossard channeling Marc Overmars #WHUARS

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Finally we can say what we REALLY think about the Artemis astronauts.

Dear Christian, If you’re demanding that the Ten Commandments be put up in public schools, but you’re not holding this president or his administration accountable to a single one of them, please don’t act like you actually take them seriously.

I have deleted my original debunk of this story as it appears it is actually an amalgamation of 2 stories... (Don't let anyone tell you I'm not prepared to be corrected!!) So let's look at them individually: We'll start with the photo... So what's going on? 🧵1/12

A chronological order goes into a bar. The barman says “I’m sorry but we don’t serve your sort in here”.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

prediction: Trump will soon approve the release of the Epstein files to distract Americans from the disastrous Iranian war

Thinking about this 2018 cartoon by Tom Gauld for no reason whatsoever

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The 1st orders a beer. The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of what he ordered" The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of that..." The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says: "I get it, but you need to know your limits."

Could the #Greenland situation end up like the Berlin Blockade?

High bar, but the more details that come out about what happened in Venezuela, the more this looks like the crappiest take ever

Sorry but this is the greatest single joke they ever did on Shooting Stars

Why indeed

MTG wears glasses and dyes her hair, so apparently it's okay to correct god's mistakes when it's any of her business.

Bluesky feels like a gated community. X is the streets. Just an observation and I hate Musk

Saturday: Forbidden City Monday: Taunton Castle Two world class heritage sites.

Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description

The chief executive officer of the USA is raising revenue through import duties without consulting the representatives of the people; exactly 250 years on from the start of the American Revolution. Sing it, Alanis.

Updating my LEGO White House

The international break extended Ange Postecoglou’s tenure like the Queen dying extended Liz Truss’s

Holy Crap!. This is amazing! Newsom certainly has a great social media game.

The USA is letting a Muslim country build a military base on US soil. MAGA must be doing their nut.

He's properly lost it

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

Stop the count! #ENGvUSA #RWC2025

I think about this a lot. When kids were getting 18 months in prison for nicking some trainers from Sports Direct, there were certain columnists and politicians on the right who couldn't get enough of it. Trying to burn terrified refugees out of asylum hostels is clearly a much nobler pursuit.

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This is the first picture ever on the WorldWideWeb, posted by Tim Berners-Lee 33 years ago today.

"Can't believe it's been nearly 959 years since them slags smashed into Hastings. It still freaks my nut out to this day."

English person: did you hear about the irishman who... Irish person: yeah, you were literally tricked by a bus

#Iran forewarning the US and some Gulf states of the missile attack reminds me of the IRA giving ten minute warnings prior to terrorist attacks on the UK. It’s about minimising casualties but sending a message #Qatar #Israel

Hannan is the perfect example of how to fail upwards.

Juneteenth would normally be an opportunity for bad faith comms from the GOP. Emancipation was achieved under a GOP presidency. Juneteenth was first celebrated officially statewide by a GOP governor (Texas in 1980). It should be a GOP point of pride, but the emancipated were Black people. So, no.

*takes notes* #booksky

#booksky

Convince people you’re Jesus Christ by buying two Father’s Day cards.

For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.

Today in 1940 Churchill gave an electrifying speech. It is one of the English language's greatest expressions of defiance and determination. ‬

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