Oliver Cromulent

There is truly nothing you could do to make fun of the NYT covering the Obama Cheesecake Factory quip instead of Trump being accused of rape. It’s completely beyond parody.

I emailed Patrick Healy, assistant managing editor for standards and trust at NYT, to ask why their story about a House report with new details of rape allegations against the President of the United States included neither those details, nor a single use of the word "rape." archive.is/1s9AM

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Or buy a Fold. Year 4 - no problems

As someone who firmly believes that the 2016 World Series created a paradox that shunted us into a cursed timeline--a Sox win might be what gets us out.

Arch d'deferment

Need a phuck of a lot more Pham right now

Toronto should change name of Erie to Ontario Upper feed- in Basin

Bush league

Green yolked and slightly sulfurous too, I'd bet

It occurs to me after canceling a subscription yesterday that if everyone would stop accepting a 'better deal' rather than following through with the cancelation, entertainment and content providers would have to change their pricing strategy of constant increases.

Hey that number 42 is pretty good.

"beatitudes? no, no, you misunderstand, i believe in the battitudes"

Which face does the leopard eat first? A Cuban MAGA superfan who tattooed Trump’s face on his neck now faces deportation.

What is the going rate for a used Nobel Prize?

FoodStuff December 15. Gonna be a lean Xmas this year, kids. Prices up & healthcare increases haven’t kicked in yet. Too many Korean Coffee shops & not enough cows. An imminent feta shortage, bowl restaurants are screwed, drinking down but the cocktails are classic. forkpitch.com/2025/12/15/f...

Okay. A little more coffee before I do something that isn't drinking coffee.

FoodStuff November 30, 2025. Shaking off the tryptophan. Evergreen content like inflation, tariffs & food-borne illness. But we can help lift depression, avoid dementia & shop for Christmas. And enjoy our AI generated image that doesn't make a lick of sense forkpitch.com/2025/11/30/f...

The rich are probably gamy and stringy and like any such meats would benefit from slow, low cooking. Thus, the new slogan: "Sous vide the rich"

FoodStuff November 15. A world of food full of contradiction & conflict: Amazon & Whole Foods, Italians & pasta, Italians & tomato sauce, Ben & Jerry's, Chipotle & youth, carnivore diets, sweeteners & weight loss, chefs who rob banks. But there's always Costco. Enjoy. forkpitch.com/2025/11/18/f...

FoodStuff October 31. The guys at Terrible Maps have nothing on AI. I found a map in The Kitchen, w/ most popular dinner by state. Pozole is the most popular dinner in KY, KS & ID? Speatzle in IL? Something called Lasagna Soup in FL? Anyway, other food stuff. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/11/02/f...

Affluent, lily white, historically republican Lagrange IL. A crowd equaling 25% of town population.

FoodStuff October 15. Things herein to make you cranky: The Cracker Barrel 'controversy,' Inflation (duh), clickbait articles in the Atlantic, Matcha, radioactive shrimp, Dirty Martinis, ubiquitous tipping & renaming the brand Maxwell Apartment. But fun stuff too! forkpitch.com/2025/10/15/f...

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Yogi Berra could have gone (been carried into) to the premiere of Turandot

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

The word of the day is tact, you losers Source: The New York Times search.app/BujtP

FoodStuff October 1. New bi-monthly format as weekly publication offends my indolence. Info on many things - plastics, chemicals, microorganisms, lead - that don't belong in your body. LOTS of alcohol, this issue, likely driven by the state of the world. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/10/01/f...

Personages appear twice. The first time as tragedy, the second time as Comey

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Yes, Charlie Kirk called for Joe Biden’s execution. But he called for it in the right way.

Food Week September 12, 2025. Making America Health Again apparently doesn't include removing pesticides. Among other grumbling, pollution, inflation, trade deficit, delis, brothers, Mexico City's restaurants, Vegans, and the way they wash dishes in England. & more. forkpitch.com/2025/09/13/f...

Food Week September 5. No, your grandmother didn't grow up drinking raw milk; she boiled it first. If they hadn't you wouldn't be here. Also more: salmonella, BS from HHS, rising prices, struggling restaurants, glyphosate, teetotalers, and truth from McD's CEO. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/09/06/f...

Food Week August 15. Because of inflation, we are doubling our price. Inflation is bad but you could be growing corn, soybeans or vegetables. Or work at the Tesla diner. Own a QSR. Or eat a lot fries. Or forced to drink the Dolly Parton Dirt Road Martini. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/08/16/f...

The Erie Canal was completed in 1825. Chicago became a city in 1833. So um, no

Welcome to Food Week August 8, 2025. Some of the answers this week are: Inka Cola, bún bò Huế,  Mizunara Oak, Velvet Falernum, Ketchup Smoothie, Jasmine, Kiwi and 55%. Now,find out the questions for these and other fun food facts. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/08/09/f...

Welcome to Food Week August 1, 2025. Oh, I have questions. Lots and lots of questions, On the economy, food texture, protein bars, Teflon, tipping, e-verify, Neanderthals, clarified cocktails & more. And the answers? Our Motto: always certain, somewhat accurate. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/08/01/f...

Food Week July 25 Hot everywhere, all the time. Stories on the incoherence of the administration on food, plastics, PFAs, high beef prices. It makes you want have a drink, regardless of what the CDC says. & as always, we provide you with cocktail concepts. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/07/27/f...

In my pond today

As usual, incompetent and evil www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/w...

Food Week July 18, 2025. A lot of confusion: Inflation not dead. Kraft Heinz merger not working. Changing food colors.Dessert for fine dining dinner. MIckey gets a speakeasy. The Francheezie. Why egg prices spiked, And is Coke going to sugar or not. Lots more. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/07/20/f...

Food Week July 4, 2025. Holiday/early/need a long weekend. Things we don't need: a falling job market, deductions, Summerween, Fernet Branca, spiked drinks, PFAs, dead bees, artificial sweeteners, crops rotting in the field and most of all, wearables! Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/07/03/f...

Welcome to Food Week June 27, 2025. Off to the Fancy Food show in New York. The trend of consolidation and gigantism in the food industry proceeds. There is some good news about solutions to the plastic -both PFA and micro-plastic - problem. & a whole lot more. Enjoy! forkpitch.com/2025/06/29/f...

Welcome to Food Week June 20, 2025. And welcome to summer, in a big way.. Prediction: the next thing in egg industry will be male chick population; Usually destroyed after hatching but now techniques to mitigate this. Which is better. Tons of other stuff too. Enjoy forkpitch.com/2025/06/22/f...

A quick question for promoters/believers in AI: did search get better over time or worse as it grew and more resources were deciated to it? (hint: no it didn't)