Andrew Made of MEAT

"Ooo this is tough. I'm going cancer. I think she's a cancer." "Stevie Nicks is, in fact, a Gemini." "That makes sense." "Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed it, but I see it." "I mean, she has an album called 'Rumors'."

from same 🧵: I know cis Dems don't want to think about how Dem candidates are growing increasingly anti-trans b/c they just want to win. but this will eventually come to a head in future elections, as trans-exclusionary Dems will claim they're right no matter what happens bsky.app/profile/juli...

They're really just never going to release a Sinners steelbook again, are they? 14 people got one and they decided that was enough of that, huh?

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Magnets are neat-o that's why he's called that

You guys ever worried there might be a spider in your over-the-ear headphones? Like right now?

Stealing from every human on the planet and then replacing their jobs with what you stole from them wasn't the slay they thought it would be huh

4 minutes into "Crystal Lake" and I don't care what monstrous shit Pamela Voorhees does, I am fully on her side.

It's October. I don't want to go to work in October. All I want to do is pumpkin. Look at pumpkin. Carve pumpkin. Name pumpkin. Experience pumpkin. Become pumpkin. Somewhere nearby there is a pumpkin that thinks no one cares, and it's wrong. It's so wrong. I care, pumpkin. I care.

He he ha ha my diabolical scheme to convince the people around me that I'm worth saving is going perfectly to plan. None of them even suspect I'm worth less than nothing he he ha ha

‘I Could Fight a Bear,’ Says Man Who Can’t Call Out Rapist Friend thehardtimes.net/culture/i-co...

Cute date idea: matching tattoos that say Do Not Resuscitate

I don't give a shit about a title treatment. Am I a bad film enjoyer? Is Nicole Kidman going to excommunicate me for that?

Is "Train to Busan" an incredible zombie film? Yes. But is it the *best* zombie film? Yes, but louder this time.

You don't like mushrooms? How do you expect to get into heaven?

Does he have to?

turns out the real National Treasure was the Nicolas Cage we made along the way

Oh my God what did he die of??

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

Me at 8:15am: Yesterday was a little rough, but I know what to expect now and I can handle it so much better today. Me at 6:30pm: I bit off all my nails and I'm bleeding.

There aren't nearly enough t-shirts designs featuring Cordelia from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", which is strange because she's the best character

"The Mole" did this and it absolutely ripped

Restless legs IG: @nicokokartinspiration Heemskerk, Netherlands www.instagram.com/nicokokartin...

We are both infinite and running out of time

Okay but skeletons aren't actually scary, right? Am I crazy?

I actually don't understand how people can drink energy drinks, let alone multiple energy drinks in one day. I want to rip my skin off and I had ONE.

9 days of 10+ hour shifts has me wanting to go into the men's restroom and violently rattle the door of an occupied cubicle just to feel something.

What useless superpower do you wish you had? I wish I could make my head fall off my body on demand

Tired in a way they would have written folktales about

I've ridden my bike to work for the last two days, and even though I feel like I'm gonna die the entire way there and back because cycle infrastructure is abysmal, I cannot recommend it enough

Hello. I am widening my submissions categories to include: - Epic Fantasy - Space Opera - Near Future/High Concept SF - Horror Details here: www.dongwonsong.com/submission-g...

It's just me and my cursed amulet crackling with necromantic energy against the world

I tried being normal about RESIDENT EVIL today and it hurt real bad so I won't be doing that again

Ugh I can't wait for my funeral. I'm gonna look SO snatched

I used to hate washing, drying, and folding laundry, but lately it's been the only time I've known peace. The remainder of the time I'm clawing at the unyielding walls of my enclosure until my fingernails fall off.

If I ever create shareholder value, just know that it was an accident--a mistake in my neverending quest to kill all shareholders

The best part about Resident Evil is that the scenes were properly lit. I didn't know that was still allowed. The second best part was everything else because damn, that was fun. I deeply love and care for Bryan, my sweet babygirl 🫰🏾⛱️

This is solarpunk art