the theis must flow

Celtics offense going quiet in the fourth quarter, allowing their opponent to walk down a once-significant lead. I assume the problem is Jaylen Brown holding the ball too much

We need recall elections for senators so badly

Gavin Newson sucks ass and it’s important people know that but let’s please not let the utterly dysfunctional California legislature—who have literally not overridden a governor’s veto since 1979–off the hook. Do your jobs.

The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

We gotta have recall elections for senators. 6 years is way too long for a politician to go without having to face voters

the paramount/warner antitrust suit could have done serious damage to this man’s empire and I will not stop being furious at everyone in california politics who caved on it

Trump 2 is the first administration in my lifetime that—in addition to being unbelievably corrupt itself—is openly, inarguably pro-corruption as a major policy position. It would be cool if this were covered with, oh, even like a quarter of the urgency that the “border crisis” did under the last guy

A sitting US Congresswoman of a major state, endorsed by her Governor and the Senator she sought to replace, was beat in her Senate primary by a guy who had never won any elected office at any level, despite outspending him by 9:1. A result that would have been genuinely unimaginable 10 years ago.

would love to see this dipshit try to perform the “most normie, bluepilled, centrist opinions” he can think of lmao “Uh, uh, and I think immigration can be OK actually, like it’s not even that bad as people say because like someone has to pick the lettuce right?” wow dude how did she ever clock you

Real heads have been rooting against the vile Argentinian team the whole way. Really unfortunate these shitheads get the benefit of playing with Messi

Thanks I hate it

Goalkeepers at this World Cup have been either (1) heroic or (2) abysmal with very very little in between

President Obama once delivered a speech in an open field for four hours during a thunderstorm while leaning against a very tall, pointy metal pole. President Trump should do the same, but for six hours, to demonstrate his strength.

People love to say shit like this as if Gaza and the threat to democracy are separate issues. They’re not. Palestine is the proving ground for the tactics the fascists want to employ here to militarize our border, conduct their ethnic cleansing, and crush domestic resistance to it.

Celebrating Independence Day by wearing a patriotic outfit (a French soccer jersey designed in statue of liberty colors) in the middle of Real America (the weekly farmers market located in the historically gay neighborhood of my dense, walkable coastal blue state city)

“moves him into a status of enrichment more associated with global strongmen” woah woah woah ease up there turbo you wouldn’t want to go TOO hard there now would you? If you’re not careful, your readers might get the idea that the President might be corrupt!

Huge fucking difference between trading old ass KG and Pierce for a boatload of pics and dumping your 29 year old team captain, heart of the city, and future President for a steroid using podcaster. I’m so pissed

Well, first: Thank you Jaylen. it’s been a hell of a decade. The last Celtic to wear #7.

“Please Celtics, don’t trade JB for Giannis” **monkey paw curls**

Fuck me

Brad Stevens really incepted Pat Reilly into giving up everything he had to form a team that cannot win anything important we are witnessing the greatest sports executive of all time

So glad that we’re keeping JB 💚💚💚 I love that I get to keep watching my favorite player

hoping today is not the day i have to say goodbye to the jays

When you grew up in the mid-aughts with an Episcopal priest for a dad

Joao Neves plays so much bigger than his actual size, it’s astonishing

A guy in the comments of the @defector.com preview of Argentina last week was going on about how playing in MLS was ruining Messi’s legacy lolllll I think that legacy will be just fine pal

Messi really saw Mbappe and Haaland earlier and said hold this unbelievable

Ødegaard assist to Østigård is the Simpsons soccer stars irl

Finally got an 82-0 without wilt 🔥

The cooling breaks are commercial breaks???? Fuck offfffffffffff

FIFA has to reject a depiction of the founding of Haiti’s republic because the idea of enslaved people liberating themselves and gaining political self-determination is threatening to FIFA’s paymasters in the Gulf.

OPPENHEIMER (2023)

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.