Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy

Breath of the Wild is the ultimate power fantasy. I can own a fully furnished, well situated house in a nice neighborhood with all the sweet weapons my friends gave me. Paid for by the blood of my fallen enemies. The American dream

Jon Husted is a piece of shit, but imagine getting an anti-Greg Levy mailer and it being from Sherrod Brown. Democrats are fucking cowards. Republicans are pieces of shit fascists, but democrats are cowards

Man if i forgot everything about Gary Johnson this would have made me very happy as a juggler. But alas, I do recall Gary Johnson so this sucked in the past too.

Art sucks man. It makes me feel things. Listening to an artist one of my friends from high school liked and I'm realizing that it took me 20 years to listen to them and now we have texted like twice in the last 5 years. I wish I were a better friend, and all because I listened to TV on the radio

I think the best type of content creator is unimaginably hot person doing the most goblin, unhinged, silly shit ever with no concern of people being touches when they realize they are a gremlin who just happens to be an Adonis I love little freaks of all kinds, but them being hot is a nice bonus!

The Midterms

My favorite part of DRUNKEN MASTER II (1994) is the deleted scene from the beginning, where Jackie Chan’s character hits his head while cleaning up the basement and loses all his heart upgrades and unlocked subweapons he earned in the previous film

I think there is no band quite as consistent when making fun but interesting music as the new pornographers. Their discography is unfair with how good and deep it is

This one sucks a lot. Why are so many of the talented writers who seem to be sensitive and kind abusers? Bye Jacob. Hope your victims get justice

I don't even like ditto that much but this is SOOOO CUUUUTE I LOVE HIM

Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

every time leda makes the angriest face anyone’s ever made i’m like 😍

Shoutouts to @caseyexplosion.bsky.social for putting my wishlist/backlog/currently playing list in a state of overwhelming riches! Just banger after banger of recommendations. How does she have time to play all these tho? Lmao! Im drowning in peak

I love the games with the sort of psx/n64 inspired graphics but with like an ethereal fantasy coat of paint and colors. I gotta check this out. I also think games are one of the few mediums that can convey a very particular time of development as inspiration and that is so sick.

Im trying to learn ASL because my daughter is having trouble learning to speak out loud, but she picks up on sign very quickly, and it is (only about 4 days of app learning so far) one of the quickest languages for me to grasp. Visual learning is very good for me so this feels very good

Samus & Kirby

Bruh what the hell are these mobile ads? Ive seen worse but this is still so WILD

Okay these are funny most times, but 16 GODDAMN HOURS?!? THATS TOO MANY HOURS!!

I am genuinely pretty excited for the stupid "hum or play a song in the microphone" feature on OoT remake (switch 2 edition) because I really like playing the lost woods theme on guitar and I can have a computer tell me if I play it accurately enough. Lol Song of storms too

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Im fairly certain this game would give me terrible dreams and a feeling of dread (i get whenever I watch horror) that lingers for days...why am I wishlisting it? (Answer because it looks dope)

The video is 3 seconds long because the creator just stares at the camera and says, "Because it's FUCKING DOPE!"

I'm a big YouTube user. I have something in my ear buds all day to help focus, so maybe it is my fault for this. Just got served a questionnaire ad asking what betting service I have a positive view of...NONE! They are goddamn parasites and one of the worst pieces of late stage capitalism! Jesus

#fireemblem

this week is homophobic

See you in Space Tim Curry 💔

I am putting a spin on a Dolly record for the first time in my life (super regrettably) and Jolene is the first one to pop up in recs, and how does this angel make me believe that a dude named Randy is worth her golden voice? A singular talent she is.

Listen youtube, I know i am a man of a specific age, but I DO NOT NEED 3 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF BONER PILL PROVIDERS!! My son also shares my profile sometimes and I do not need him to know the ingredients of your ecstasy flavored dick pills

The top 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered off the top of my head 1. Cromulent 2. (Also) that's unpossible! 3. I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T! I MEAN, S-M-A-R-T! 4. Steamed hams 5. SUPER HAPPY FUN SLIDE!! there are probably so many others but these are the first 5 I could think of

My son's montessori school has a parent's facebook group...and I should NOT be a part of it as a internet poisoned human being. They were asking for landscaping help but started the post with "anyone here who likes to edge and weed?" And my ass had to fight not to say, "goon and smoke sounds GREAT!"

I had 30+ notifications when I opened the app and got both excited and scared. Did i go viral? For what?!? It CANT HAVE BEEN GOOD!! Turns out the app listed ALL my notifications as unread. Lol. I go back to wallowing away in obscurity!

THIS IS PEAK! OMFG! Like a steampunk/westernized Howls moving castle vibe about it! Also Zelda's haircut looks sick! I wanna play this game that totally should exist

This is so cute. Love a supportive matt, and not just cuz that's my name too

A mobile gaming slop ad keeps playing from my other mobile gaming slop game i play, and the ad uses the "Snowdin theme" and everytime it does i realize how badly I need to play undertale again

The best part, imo, is when he hears the chorus, internalized what's being said, and still properly times a little drum fill, just on instinct. Yeah, I obviously disagree with the song lyrics, BUT IM LOCKED IN