Warrior_Snail

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

the x-files doom II: the hunt for the truth, planned total conversion of doom II, web art (1998) web.archive.org/web/19981203...

Just want to say that if you like the work that I do, and all the spotlighting of weird games and lesser-known releases, please bookmark and regularly check Steam Hype! Comment, read the articles! The whole 'launching a new less-mainstream PC gaming site' thing is experimental. Help me make it work

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

"i put minecraft in elden ring" "i put tarkov in skyrim" its fascinating to see what a completely uncreative mind spits out when granted the ability to generate mods via AI Code. it's some ready player one bs. every time.

People never used mods like this seriously, they were always made to prove a point: in the past, they were made to flex your understanding of both the source and the target game, "I documented them so well, I can do this". Now they flex... that you have tokens to burn, I guess?

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

A bird stayed right by its friend's side after it slammed into a window, refusing to leave until it recovered.

Queen of the Bad Faeries (1998) - Brian Froud (b.1947) #mythical_realism #dark_fantasy #illustration_art

Oh, ok. No that checks out. That all adds up, I'm good. Satisfied with that.

>The ice cubes in MGS 2 melt in real time. Me at age 14: That’s amazing. Every game should do that. Me at age 20: That’s a pretty silly waste of resources. Me at age 38 after a divorce, a tumor, and years taking care of the elderly: Life’s short. We can have something silly, as a treat.

We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.

And no, you won't be able "just choose not to" when the fucking parasites know you can dip into your super they will bump up your rent to milk all it's worth. God I do not hate this women enough

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

lol

Me going about my business yesterday utterly oblivious to this

nodes of yesod, hand drawn map / map key, your computer, magazine (1985) archive.org/details/your... www.mobygames.com/game/22371/n...

Happy 30th anniversary to Quake ᵕ̈

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

without downloading anything new where are you mentally?

Woke 1 people are like 🤓 I’m gay but woke 2 people are like 😏 I’m homosexual

videogames, magazine, excerpt (1994) archive.org/details/Vide...

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

I am once again thinking about the cat cover of Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

The Stonecutters will not be denied

We're only four days away from the new IVOR demo release, where you can slay the undead among the stars! WISHLIST: store.steampowered.com/app/3033980/...

It would be nice if The Odyssey was the moment Hollywood execs stopped listening to the whiniest motherfuckers on Earth who only see movies when a YouTuber half their age gives them permission

Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying

I will stop saying "I already have a Steam machine... it's a PC hooked up to my TV lmao" because it's an old and tired joke. However, I will not stop thinking it.

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this