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eps

@fuckablecomputers.com

lactose dominant, transfem maxxing, minors go away, 24 olds

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i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot

the troglodytes at bsky dot app will unironically reinvent social credit from first principles and somehow make it unilaterally only affect trans people; whilst they still haven't figured out how to make the fucking volume slider linear. jesus christ someone take their fucking keyboard away already

oh my god the eff is fucking WASHEDDDDDDDDDDD

Training AI models on copyrighted works is "squarely what transformative use is," EFF’s Tori Noble told @reason.com - these are "general purpose tools" and "exactly the kind of creation that copyright is designed to foster."

the worst part about being on bsky is when you find someone's profile and they're a cool computerfucker but then you keep reading and they're into LLMs and it's all ruined you've fallen so far from grace. may a deity shine a light upon your umbrose soul because i will let you rot in the darkness

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i think i'll be opening commissions or something soon, i'm kinda sick of just doing nothing all day and i'm out of ideas besides marathon stuff. so i hope someone's lookin forward to that, thanks

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5 years from now you're gonna turn DLSS6 on in a new AAAAA release and your GPU's gonna spend 15x your city's average total power consumption to agartha edit all characters in real time

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emulation is preservation 🎮🌱 (1/7) (cw: grappling with trauma, cPTSD, and dysmorphia) #personal #vent #oolongnoonart #emulation #retroconsoles

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Apparently people think its funny to just drop curses in the middle of nothingburger arguments dawg i told a guy its generally inadvisable to stick his hand in a deep fryer (from experience) and i woke up today with my room covered in sand like fuck you too buddy

in light of exciting discourse on bsky, I agree that we need to stop using the word "clanker". It's simply disrespectful. To the wrong demographic. The computer didn't do anything wrong. The pedophilic elite and the LLMoids who peddle the technology, however, are very much deserving of mean words.

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Tonight on Stories Aboard The Marathon: Durandal finds out that 54 has been using the work WiFi to look up.... luigi's mansion on the wii?????? Thanks for reading Stories Aboard The Marathon

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CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps! PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again

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You say you like marathon and you get crickets. You say you like marathon yaoi and EVERYBODY shows up. Yall would never survive durandal

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Please understand, if you send me a business proposition about inflicting AI shit on my userbase, I don't just want you to fuck off. I want things to happen to you that I cannot enumerate here because sharing them would result in my account being suspended.

imagine being such an unlikable chud loser that the patron saint of unlikable chud losers, George Broussard, comes to your defense. incredible. masterful gambit.

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I am not going to fucking relitigate, justify, or explain how I work every fucking time I mention not using Ai as part of the creative fucking process. It’s how I learn and discover what I’m really fucking making. So take your fucking army of agents and tokens and shove them up your fucking ass.

I have been playing through the first two Max Payne games for the first time, and while I was impressed by the vibes and lighting of Payne 1, I am genuinely mouth agape, gushing, about how gorgeous Payne 2 is. The game might as well be a playable masterclass in level design and lowpoly detailing.

today's exciting finding: the occasional LLMoid troglodyte post that appears on my timeline has finally found it's utility! turns out, these people can't help themselves but espouse about their use of LLMs in the comments, making a very convenient and accessible blocklist for me! Good riddance.