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This is my dad. He's a 91 yo Air Force Veteran. He relies on his Social Security check. Fuck Elon, Trump & every single Republican who wants to end his Medicare & Social Security. This is who you're hurting, not some fraudulent immigrant. #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TheTurdReich

Average Trump scandal: many people dead after uncontroversial government program illegally cut by doge for nonexistent savings Average mamdani scandal: he’s playing BASKETBALL with his FRIENDS

He got told to shove the ballroom up his ass! 🤣🤣 #Pinks #USDemocracy 🧵

A guy decided to help a deer by giving it some food. The next day, the deer returned with all its friends expecting a meal

This ad is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[smugly] I am much older than that.

Ugly ppl business not my business

when the sales associate tells me the price

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

if I were a pediatrician I'd answer my phone NO MORE MONKIES JUMPING ON THE BED

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driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

Local theater

These are the most dangerous candy because without the little candy panties there is nothing standing between me and oblivion

My cat friend Dr.Paul Biscuits is helping with pumpkin arrangement

Truth 👇

Those of you who would prefer not to know that I swallowed a bug today should probably keep scrolling. Everyone else, I have wonderful news!

OH MY GOD LOOK AT ME DIE I'M FABULOUS -leafs

I #StandWithUkraine! 🇺🇦 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

This was such a powerful moment at the powwow this weekend. 🪶

i'm not a religious man, but look at what god did to my timeline

#VOTEBLUE

Trump’s last 3 press secretaries: Kayleigh Karoline Katie

*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man

I love when I have to go into my son's middle school. Girls start telling that they love my orange hair and weird shirts. It's fun to be an old girl :)

sorry i didnt put any skill points into cock size at character creation i wanted to get tier 3 telepathy instead. so i can read your mind if i want to right now. stop thinking about how small my cock is i can hear you

That chef knows he's in for the best shift he's ever had at Carraba's

Oh god it's even funnier that the quote DHS cites was initially generated by ChatGPT. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

I drive a Scion IQ. I'm the biggest envy when pulling into Kum-and-Go. Filled up my tank for $18 and disappeared into the night for another month

I forget who said it regarding Eminem but “nobody has had so little to say but said it so well”

Paul is such a cool cat. I swear he understands English and loves to be held more than any cat I've ever met ❤️