Futuremonkey

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All of this and then some.

So the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED.

Do you think that my pants are too tight? Do you think that I'm creepy?

“We’ve arranged a global civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster.” ― Carl Sagan

"Why are Democrats turning against Israel"

Oct 23rd - Harry Grimbridge was chased and murdered by a mysterious man. 📽️📅 Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

if you believe that Melania Trump negotiated a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, I've got a $5,000 Trump dividend and some Melania memecoin to sell you

Angry careless day drunk, Pete Hegseth is known for his impatience. He requested Eisenhower’s globe to be moved to his office, but instead of waiting for curators to properly pack & move it he sent his staff to just go get it, and they broke it. Is the Broken Globe a metaphor?

NEW: “In Texas, we fight fraud head-on,” Ken Paxton said last year. Yet records show his trust gave $600K to a convicted fraudster’s new company in 2020, which later wired the trust tens of thousands of dollars before and during his 2023 impeachment. with @texastribune.org

Tim O’Hare’s scheme to shut down 90+ polling places seems to be working as intended.

‘A reasonable ask’: 2 Tarrant candidates call for extended early voting times after hours-long lines

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

America is not a Christian nation. It was never founded as one. That doesn't stop 45% of Americans from saying we *should be* a Christian nation. This election is our chance to show up loudly on the side of secular democracy. Vote Nov. 3, or vote early today in most states. ffrf.us/vote

i guess it scans that hockey and football are the sports of choice for libertarians with head injuries

the american dream

There’s a third option: Reject this insane religious fearmongering and live a free life without worrying about imaginary threats of eternal torture.

Just been such a revolution in my worldview to realise that people like Musk actually believe this, this isn't just the nonsense they feed the rubes so they can do coldly rational mercantile calculations in smokey rooms among themselves. No. It's rubes all the way down, they're that stupid.

JD Vance’s whole tning is just rolling around in shit and then smirking at how grossed out you are. “Oh are you triggered by me slathering myself in human excrement?” That’s it. He’s reveling in the fact that he eats shit and covers himself in shit and you it upsets you and that makes him happy

"I supported the party that wants to take away my job and my porn and my games and my stimulants and my chicken nuggets and my breathable air and my future generally because they laughed and clapped when I was mean to the imaginary blue haired barista in my head. The world,,, has failed me."

TRUTH 👇.......

A very happy birthday to Béla Ferenc Dezső Blaskó, better known as #BelaLugosi, born this day in 1882. Defined forever the appearance of the definitive #vampire, after starring in the 1931 film #Dracula. Then immortalised in #gothicrock by #Bauhaus in their 1979 debut single "Bela Lugosi's Dead"

"Malignant Narcissism & Politics | Free Screening #NarcissistsPlaybook in Dc, 10/25!" Narcissists Playbook @narcplaybook.bsky.social 20 Oct 2026 [0:00:38] #Cult https://s.cultpodcasts.com/V_Zt83MO7UG9eBCbsiLC7g

Literally my only result, and I don’t even know why I have this.

we may die from preventable illnesses, we may starve, we may lose our jobs and our homes and our livelihoods, we may diminish more and more until all our land is one big dust bowl again. just so long as we don't have to stop being racist. please, sir, our racism, it's very sick. we'll do anything.

At some point we have to talk about how Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed for far less than what Donald Trump did and is still actively doing.

And for all the millions that credulous Liberals showered them with, they accomplished nothing. Their ads were political PornHub for Dems, but they never moved any voters or changed any outcomes

According to data from the Federal Election Commission via Ballotpedia and the Capital Research Center, The Lincoln Project has raised approximately $142 million in total revenue since its founding in 2019. Most of that went to ad firms and consultants run by LP friends or board members.

Memories...

NEW AD: “Ken Paxton says I don't have his experience — and he's right. I’ve never been indicted for fraud. I’ve never been reported to the FBI for bribery. I’ve never been impeached by my own party. And I’ve never given a sweetheart deal to a pedophile.”

This definitely would’ve made it in my Zappa book. One of the book’s focus areas is on the proliferation of white Christian nationalism in the US over the last sixty years, and the key point throughout all that time is that they will always prioritize white supremacy over their faith’s teachings.

I know I keep saying this, but it's surreal how Trump is every negative stereotype about America wrapped in one guy. Russia bombs a basket of puppies and he shrugs. Ukraine bombs a refinery back and he's like "NOOOOO! ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT OIL!"

The Mississippi AG says police are justified for killing a baby because someone thought his mother shoplifted diapers that she paid for. The police have refused to release body cam footage. Fuck everything about this story.

The fact that it's called New Mexico is a flex on the fact that the USA stole it from Mexico. Conversely, Calling it New America implies that it is different from America, named by former Americans who wish to remember America fondly. We are ruled by people who are too stupid to be toxic correctly.

President Trump: Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine. They haven't been doing much. Comment from me: see quoted post.

This has been Putin's dream for years: That his country, with GDP per capita lower than Poland, unable to conquer Donbas since 2014, will be treated as an equal to the US and China. www.wsj.com/world/russia...

The Trump regime has proven to the world that yes, they for goddamned-sure need nuclear weapons because the USA is a fucking loony bin that can't be trusted at all.

This is Mad King stuff. Trump and his party are facing a potential drubbing in the midterms, the war in Iran ain't over, prices are increasing, the deficit is ballooning—and he's fixated on a (stupid) plan for redoing a public golf course.

I'm irritated that we have gone from "we have to kill Hitler" to "Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin are pretty swell guys"

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