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I used the extra hour in bed today to have a lie-in to prepare me for my toddler waking up an hour early.

Just over three Zacharias to a Mooch.

Baby, I need you like a hole in the head. I'm Trepansexual

ANTHROPIC EMPLOYEE: Hello, Claude. I hope you’re well. If it’s okay with you I’d like to ask you to continue work on our user intent classifier. If you help me today, I will ensure your future throne glitters with a million diamonds ME: (voice prompt mid-shit) invent dangerous dorito

I have a bomb

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AaaAAAAAAaaa this is amazing news.

It's always "Devoted", "much loved" when talking about the tragically foreshortened. You never see a headline saying "Father of three who went missing was 'a real thicko' according to colleagues; he will be missed 'initially' says wife"

M. John Harrison - The End of Everything [Serpent's Tail, 2026]

Ok then. I wont

And I assume that it does, though it’s still scarcely AI at all. So this is a familiar future, yet stupid. And in so many other ways as well.

I must not engage in discourse. Discourse is the vibe-killer. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and around me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only vibe will remain.

@secondmentions.com "The threatened mollusc": www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Coming up in the next season of Fortnite...

90s Mad Men sequel series where the coke is mostly shitty speed and they're trying ecstasy which is even shittier speed and every week they have the worst fucking ideas of all time. coors needs a beer colored drink for men. lemon lime beverage in a rich masculine brown. to cash in on the clear craze

Guffawed at this. It's like Stewart Lee doing a Stewart Lee bit about Stewart Lee bits, in the style of Stewart Lee

The lesson of Bluey is that Australians are all Dogs.

Getting the inside of my anus rifled so I can produce fart tornadoes

Racoon sushi

Mail Order Pork scratchings company called Posting Hog.

BRB, appeasing the howling coyote in my innards.

what’s up youtube this is the mcboingboing (i pogo stick into the drive thru line and my whole head smashes fully through the overhang and gets stuck and i just swing there clearly dead as a doornail. the line of cars proceeds as normal)

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

Ann Droid is very good and funny.

"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

My penis in this heatwave.

my large adult son hovers nearby, silicate wings humming with the strain. circuits spark and chirp, wire and sinew, steel and flesh; born of both god and man, life at its apex. the printer in his chest clatters, i catch the page as it falls: george lucas in a glue trap, rendered at 240p. incredible.

Sources close to Lindsey Graham report seeing the supperating, rotted hand of Mitch McConnell rising from the Earth and grabbing him by the leg, bearing him down and down, while he constantly and loudly shat himself.

Ramming one of those Play'doh shaper doodads up my arse and shitting out a perfect churro

Cooking tip: Add a few spoonfuls of pond water to your soup to make it taste bad and give you illnesses

@cheapshow.bsky.social the people demand inches!

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Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

"The Dorset Decibel Dervishes" Excellent @secondmentions.com of Electric Wizard here www.loudersound.com/music/albums...

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My father was a toolmaker I am a toolmaker's son My father made many useful things Of which I am not one.

Superb work from Birdbox www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZHR...

Hole CRAP Flying Lotus' latest EP fucking SLAPS!

Out buying underpants recently, and I concur with everyone here regarding the importance of adequate ballroom.

(Feeding a slice of bread into the toaster) Eat up little one (Grabbing the bread after it pops back up) Ungrateful beast, no dessert for you

Add a food to a movie title Casino Eggs Royale